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Oh God someone help me

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 20:28:53 No.8212534 View View Reply Original Report

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I just bought a Spider Gwen revoltech online (which I'm pretty sure is a knock off cause it was so cheap) just so I can coom to it. I don't even like capeshit anymore I just got really horny and impulse bought.
Is there something wrong with me? Please tell me I'm not the only one who's done this before.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 20:31:35 No.8212538 Report

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yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 20:35:25 No.8212545 Report

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>>8212534
I own a ton of Spider-Gwen shit, not really to coom to it, but I do have a coomer problem with some toys. Don't overthink it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 20:39:10 No.8212551 Report

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>>8212534
Don't feel bad dude, I've done the same thing. One time I started getting really horny over Princess Jasmine for some reason, I guess she kind of reminds me of this chick I had a crush on in high school. Anyways, I stumbled across some pictures of Jasmine dolls on the internet, and remembered that there is a Disney store in the mall nearby. The next day I took my Mom shopping at Costco, and while she was in there looking around, I ran over to the Disney store and bought a doll (pic related). As soon as I got home, I tore Jasmine's clothes off and rubbed my sweaty cock all over her till I came buckets. Afterwards, I shamefully hid her in the depths of my closet and she hasn't been out since. It's just a normal part of being a dude, don't worry about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 20:44:21 No.8212558 Report

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>>8212551
>it's a normal part of being a dude
I really don't think so, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 20:57:01 No.8212590 Report

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Well it IS Spring after all, the time when most animals mate and when humans are also at their horniest. I wouldn't be too worried about it right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 20:58:15 No.8212593 Report

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>>8212551
Based. When my wife is at work I take out my anime figures and jack off to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:07:30 No.8212605 Report

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>>8212593
Same. My gf pays our bills (and for my toy habit) but she doesnt turn me on anymore because she got fat, so I bust it to figmas

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:08:44 No.8212610 Report

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>>8212534
You fucking retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:13:16 No.8212620 Report

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>>8212551
>It's just a normal part of being a dude, don't worry about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:34:13 No.8212664 Report

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>>8212558
>>8212620

Come on guys, part of the fun of being a dude is rubbing your cock on things you aren't supposed to. If you don't, you really aren't getting the full penis experience. Try it out bro. Go on a penis adventure today. You're gonna have a good time.

Also, more people than you probably realize do stuff that others would say is "weird", they just don't talk about it.

BrieLarsonFan2004

BrieLarsonFan2004 Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:38:40 No.8212670 Report

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>>8212534
I have the original, and since it's a fucking expensive thing I bought 3 bootlegs ONLY for hotgluing, is just an amazing bootleg, better than the marvel legends and cheaper and with tons of accesories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:44:10 No.8212685 Report

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>>8212670
Where can I find some of these bootlegs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:45:07 No.8212686 Report

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>>8212534
>Online
Where, faggot? There's alot of internet out there, incase you didn't notice.

BrieLarsonFan2004

BrieLarsonFan2004 Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:51:04 No.8212698 Report

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>>8212685
I bought them on my local chinese toy stores but you can find them on eBay and aliexpress, they cost like 10 or 15 bucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:51:59 No.8212702 Report

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>>8212664
>...they just don't talk about it.
Well yeah, because they know it's fuckin weird and not normal to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:53:58 No.8212705 Report

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>>8212702
If everyone does it, then it is normal. People are just too chicken to admit to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 21:58:15 No.8212708 Report

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>>8212705
>If everyone does it
...how do you know if everyone does it if they don't talk about it? Quit projecting your weird autism on other people bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 22:04:40 No.8212720 Report

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You could've just looked up Spider-Gwen hentai??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 22:06:37 No.8212725 Report

Quoted By: >>8212728

If you've never made a plastic figure rub itself sexually, especially a coomer fig, you aren't living. Try it out. You'll get the hardest boner you've ever had and have the deepest orgasm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 22:10:04 No.8212728 Report

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>>8212725
I don't want to hate on anyone for what they enjoy doing but you're weird as shit dude. At this point I hope this is just a parody.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 22:39:26 No.8212757 Report

Quoted By: >>8212985

>this thread
You shouldn't fight against your nature, anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2020 22:47:53 No.8212765 Report

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>>8212728
>you're weird as shit dude. At this point I hope this is just a parody.
THIS.
OP is just a troll trying to get others to join his pity party and expose any actual coomers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 00:33:02 No.8212901 Report

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>>8212534
Send pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 01:16:19 No.8212969 Report

Quoted By: >>8213562

I just want to know how good is the bootleg of spider gwen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 01:17:43 No.8212971 Report

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>>8212728
>>8212765

>T-t-that's weird! I only do things that are normal. I went to normal college and got a normal degree. I work a normal job at normal hours with normal co-workers. I go to bed at a normal hour. I eat my normal breakfast cereal with normal milk. I wear the most normal clothes purchased at Normal Mart. I occasionally masturbate, but only to normal porn of normal people, in the normal missionary position. Nothing weird or not normal. Normal is the way. If anyone thought I was not normal, I would probably explode, but only a normal explosion, nothing too loud or flashy.

Boooooring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 01:18:33 No.8212973 Report

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>>8212534
>Oh God someone help me
Have you considered suicide? It's the only way to be sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 01:19:48 No.8212975 Report

Quoted By: >>8213245 >>8214813

>>8212534
>>8212551
>be toy
>finally picked off the shelf to be owned by a child
>happy days!
>arrive at home
>plot twist: there is no child
>defiled for hours
>blasted by cum
>stuffed in the bottom of a closet
>never see daylight again
>dried semen still trapped in joints

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 01:25:14 No.8212985 Report

Quoted By: >>8215087

>>8212757
statistically science has shown us that our sexual nature can overtake our entire personality to the point where it changes the chemistry in our brains, in fact it is most healthy to turn down as many human desires as you can

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 02:13:22 No.8213046 Report

Quoted By: >>8222717

>>8212551
What the fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 04:14:04 No.8213245 Report

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>>8212975
Man.... you're hitting me in the feels. Maybe I should take Jasmine out of the closet one day, and donate her to the thrift store or something. Then maybe she can get adopted by some kid who will play with her and give her the life she dreamed of.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 05:19:28 No.8213298 Report

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>>8213245
>giving a cum stained toy to a kid.
No you absolute moron, if you want to give it a life just play with the fucking thing beyond rubbing your junk on it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 05:28:07 No.8213307 Report

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>>8212534
Hey OP. Guess what? I hate Street Fighter, except when it's MvC. Also i hate R. Mika. One of her special moves is jumping over the opponent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 07:39:01 No.8213435 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 07:42:36 No.8213437 Report

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shit....gotta be more careful buying used figures and wash them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 07:47:58 No.8213441 Report

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>>8212534
People like you are why I can't buy Polynians from Mandarake.

BrieLarsonFan2004

BrieLarsonFan2004 Sat 13 Jun 2020 10:11:22 No.8213562 Report

Quoted By: >>8214290

>>8212969
Is amazing I'll post pics later

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 20:31:35 No.8214290 Report

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>>8213562
How later?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 02:30:50 No.8214813 Report

Quoted By: >>8214924 >>8215073

>>8212975
Do you think John ever...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 03:50:10 No.8214924 Report

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>>8214813
Cut a hole in him, insert a fleshlight, add sime lube and go to town. I was thinking of doing something similar to my stuffy but I never got around to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 05:54:16 No.8215073 Report

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>>8214813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NulzATd1xYQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 06:07:57 No.8215087 Report

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>>8212985
>statistically
>lists out a specific example of an outcome
You are deeply misusing that word. You probably want “Empirically” instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 23:51:06 No.8216116 Report

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>>8212534
>so I can coom to it

pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 23:56:26 No.8216134 Report

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>>8212551
Reminds me of this...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 23:57:49 No.8216137 Report

Quoted By: >>8216150

>>8212605
You ungrateful, superficial pig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 00:03:27 No.8216149 Report

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>>8212534
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com
https://gelbooru.com
https://www.pixiv.net

Why would you pay for fap bait?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 00:04:29 No.8216150 Report

Quoted By: >>8216157 >>8218590 >>8221728

>>8216137
lose weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 00:06:38 No.8216157 Report

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>>8216150
>implying I'm overweight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 18:10:46 No.8217434 Report

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Still waiting for the pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 18:31:10 No.8217485 Report

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Still waiting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 07:39:30 No.8218590 Report

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>>8216150
>this much projecting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 07:40:40 No.8218594 Report

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>>8212534
>I just bought a Spider Gwen

You're hopeless. And for buying such a shitty character you deserve the rack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 09:31:28 No.8218700 Report

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>>8212534
No, but the fact that the ballet slippers were only added after the cgi movie means I would feel the need to add those details if I had one myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 11:56:17 No.8218857 Report

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>>8212534
Bought revo psylocke for same reason, not regret a single minute,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:34:42 No.8219910 Report

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>>8212534
Skin tight heroines is the only saving grace for capeshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 20:43:42 No.8221656 Report

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>>8212534
Where are you gonna upload the video so I can watch it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 21:19:05 No.8221728 Report

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>>8216150
Maybe your wife would feel like losing weight too if her husband stopped being a fat sack of shit that cums on anime toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 01:24:45 No.8222073 Report

Quoted By: >>8222087

>>8212551
I can tell how disgusting your post is without even reading it and glancing at that pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 01:36:39 No.8222087 Report

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>>8222073
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 11:56:20 No.8222717 Report

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>>8213046
If you didnt know him, Trump totally looks like someone who would do this.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 12:08:09 No.8222728 Report

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>>8213298
>parents used to buy me thrift store toys because they were cheap
>half of them probably pre-cummed
>stuck them all in my mouth
Thanks for ruining my childhood.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 20:56:24 No.8223504 Report

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>>8212551
>normal part of being a dude
no its not. you have autism. that is something someone with a mental illness would do like pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 21:00:10 No.8223513 Report

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>>8213245
Don't you fucking do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 21:01:15 No.8223516 Report

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>>8213435
Oh hey Twitter has shown up too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 21:10:08 No.8223530 Report

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>>8212705
>>8212664
>>8212551
Regardless of "normalcy" of your specific act, people don't even like talking about sexual things that everyone does and would never argue is not normal. Sexual deviants are full on sexual deviants when they can't seem to realize that fact, that no one else is talking about even straight normal sex all that much. Those conversations get weird and awkward FAST. It's natural to engage in sexual release when pent up, just like it's natural to expel waste, but no one with a healthy mind discusses in detail their urine stream. And especially not if they then proceed to think it's perfectly normal to discuss such things.

It's not.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 21:21:11 No.8223547 Report

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>>8212551
>>8212664

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 05:22:39 No.8226199 Report

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>>8212534
When are you going to upload photos of the bootleg to show the quality?

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