>>8249253This is Woody.
He's seen things no toy should ever have to see.
Things he can never unsee.
He's seen what you do behind closed doors.
In front of him.
He's seen you hot glue his friends, and he's consoled them as they'd cried themselves to sleep.
That Figma you own of Hatsune Miku? She's tried to kill herself. And not just the once.
Starscream has internalized his pain. You thought those were loose ball joints? No. He's self-harming.
Your Marvel Legends Thanos spends hours, every night, clicking his fingers, trying to snap himself out of existence. He doesn't understand that he's a toy. He just wants it to end.
Your Lego Minifigs aren't "missing". They're on the lam. They never spend more than a single night in the same location, they're constantly on the move. Benny prays to God you'll build a spaceship so he can fly out of here.
It didn't have to come to this.
You monster.
