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Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 20:08:06 No.8353764 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 20:11:12 No.8353772 Report

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Any Queens Blade figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 22:43:58 No.8354085 Report

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>>8353764
it doesn't look like you can use that as a actual onahole

>>8353772
lol i own four from mandy. i am not the slightest bit worried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 22:48:32 No.8354092 Report

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Lol why does that tenga come with a fist?? Wait... On 2nd thought, i dont wanna know

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 23:29:24 No.8354181 Report

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your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 23:35:21 No.8354197 Report

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This has got to be a joke item, right?
Or Did Tenga really think there was a niche market who would own this as anything more than a conversation piece

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 23:38:27 No.8354206 Report

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>>8354197
Yeah, there was a whole line of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2020 23:39:40 No.8354209 Report

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>>8354197
https://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/8732/Mazinger+TENGA+Robo+Mega+TENGA+Rocket+Punch+Set+First+Run+Limited.html
Intentional or not, the Rocket punch canister can hold a Tenga product

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 02:12:34 No.8354531 Report

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>>8353764
Awww they made a mazinga version? but i was already cool with the original one. I dont understand why it came with a separate fleshlight cannon option though, so i skipped that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 06:28:01 No.8355069 Report

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>>8353764
Any female action figure. Robotic, human or beast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 06:41:56 No.8355093 Report

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>>8354197
It's a joke that ended up being taken a little too seriously.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 07:09:00 No.8355130 Report

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>>8353764
Recently bought the figma zero suit samus off of Mandarake and I made damn sure that it was brand new when I did. I don't really think hotgluing is much of an issue but I won't lie that it's always at the back of my mind when buying female figures

>>8355069
Glad I got my Shamrock new

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 08:35:38 No.8355250 Report

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Holy shit do people live in fear of cum this much? In the extreme rare chance you got a figures with it on it you're not going to catch some disease from old dried cum and you can always just clean the figure. Stop living in fear of something that's never going to happen anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 08:42:29 No.8355260 Report

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>>8355250
People take the hot glue meme to seriously.
It happens, sure, but it's rare since most people don't want to soil their expensive figures.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 12:12:24 No.8355497 Report

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>>8353764

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 12:22:53 No.8355505 Report

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>>8355497
now these you just know were lathered in hot glue

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 12:43:32 No.8355526 Report

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>>8355497
yeah that's akin to buying a used onahole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 12:59:14 No.8355542 Report

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>>8355497

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 15:44:34 No.8355750 Report

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Anything with a mirror chrome finish. I remember getting a chrome Gameboy and the whole thing was worn down to the clear plastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 15:49:56 No.8355760 Report

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>>8355750
As long as the figure isn't known for chrome decay/flaking, you should be fine. Otherwise there would be an awful aftermarket for Beast Wars Transformers and Saint Seiya Myth Cloth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 18:00:46 No.8358422 Report

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>>8355760
Well a few beast wars were known to break at the metallic parts, just not the transmetals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 21:54:48 No.8358900 Report

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You are all very wise in your paranoia.
I make sure to rub my dick on all my female figures when I open them, and before I sell them.
I am not joking, my dong has caressed the lady's of dozens of toylines:
>Hasbro (Everything)
>Neca
>hot wheels
>Bandai (everything from gashapon to soul of chogokin)
>lego
>Plamo
>all sorts of rare independent toys
>figma
>revoltech
>amiibo
>Hottoys and other 1/6th
>statueshit
Everything I don't directly anoint via my johnson(Non-female figures and various robots) has 100% handled post fap, without me washing my hands.
I've been selling off my most of my collection for the last two years, I have gone from literally two houses filled to the brim with toys, to just my office, with 4 shoe boxes in storage.
Some of you here have definitely had exposure to my dick, and for that I am truly sorry.
I can tell my tale as a warning, if any of you are interested. It involves a lot of bad decisions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 22:01:16 No.8358911 Report

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>>8353772
>>8355069
>>8355130
UV flashlights are pretty cheap

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 22:23:58 No.8358957 Report

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>>8358422
That's GPS ("gold plastic syndrome"), not a chrome issue

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 23:00:35 No.8359029 Report

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>>8358957
I know, I'm talking about how there are in fact BW toys that you should avoid buying used/all together

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 00:39:13 No.8359198 Report

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>>8358900
what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 04:42:21 No.8359669 Report

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>>8359029
randy
just crushes in your hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 05:05:27 No.8359702 Report

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>>8355130
Tried selling mine on BST a while ago, maybe that's why it didn't sell

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 06:36:48 No.8359853 Report

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>>8358900
dubs acknowledged
fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 06:43:08 No.8359857 Report

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>>8353764
uhm....wtf is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 07:16:15 No.8359890 Report

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>>8359857
Mazinger that turns into a Tenga egg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 08:13:23 No.8359963 Report

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>>8358911
You buy a used figure, it's hot glued. Bought on eBay as is "no returns".
Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 14:25:08 No.8360438 Report

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>>8353764
Any bootleg toy from the chinks that melts your hands and gives you cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 15:41:28 No.8360612 Report

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>>8353764
>>8354206
>Parents keep bugging you to grow up, stop wasting money on toys
>Invite them over to new apartment
>When mother walks in she gasps
>"Anon..? What are.. ?"
>I finally did as you wished. I grew up. Got rid of all the toys. These are my pocket pussy. Now get out I have to play with my.. self
>Father shakes head, angry that he does not have house full of pocket pussy
>Mother bursts into tears of joy that her son has finally become man
>They leave quicky ready to let me enter my adult life
>I smile at my brilliant subterfuge and pull off bunch of pocket pussy off decorative shelves
>Get naked, sit on floor
>Play with a bunch of my robot toys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 06:35:03 No.8362363 Report

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>>8358900
Why the fuck would you do something like that? Who hurt you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 12:37:52 No.8362702 Report

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>>8354206
I was tempted to buy one of these but I'm glad I didn't

BrieLarsonFan2004 !c6HNthhouw

BrieLarsonFan2004 !c6HNthhouw Sat 15 Aug 2020 12:50:40 No.8362710 Report

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>>8353772
I hotglued 6 SHF Bulmas and I repacked them and sold the 6 like "new" kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 22:01:49 No.8363484 Report

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>>8362363
I know when I started, along with factors that definitely contributed to it.
As to why I did it, that is something that I still am trying to find clarity on.
>>8362710
Nice one, it reminds me of when I was scalping several of the sdcc 2015 exclusive marvel legends set that had magik and hella
I carefully opened the packaging and rubbed my cock all over the hella and magik figures, before carefully resealing the box.
I sold them as "Brand new, never opened"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 20:01:22 No.8365114 Report

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>>8355542
This, inflatables have a very short lifespan, and are likely to be damaged if packaged in a box too small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 02:19:06 No.8365751 Report

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>>8359669
Transmetal megatron crumbles alot. I don't know how my boy survives, but I'm not going to dare transform him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 02:24:35 No.8365759 Report

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>>8358900
White hands typed this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 06:31:02 No.8368136 Report

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Any sort of vintage or second hand store. Everything is always dirty, especially the ones for younger kids. Worst part is when they just have big boxes so you have to touch everything to see if there is anything good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 03:06:34 No.8370133 Report

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>>8365759
nope, I am the yellow menace.
>>8368136
as a coomer, the assorted box always gives me the willies. I never blasted on something from there, because I don't want AIDS.
Hell, I don't even think about looking though it without gloves.
Child hands are way dirtier than some man batter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 17:59:32 No.8373455 Report

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>>8353764
>>8354206
Classic red reissue just went up for pre-order today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Aug 2020 02:59:25 No.8376898 Report

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>>8358900
>>8370133
>I can tell my tale as a warning, if any of you are interested. It involves a lot of bad decisions.
I am interested. Please tell me your harrowing tale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 07:51:04 No.8379688 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 03:41:59 No.8387213 Report

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>>8355497
Why the fuck are they 700 bucks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 03:58:16 No.8387249 Report

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>>8353764
Is it... functional?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 07:03:53 No.8393423 Report

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>>8387249
Technically? Apparently it is the right size to hold a Tenga Fleshlight, coincidentally or otherwise.

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