>not loudly and aggresively asking the first person you see where the toys are, even if they’re not an employee, immediately upon entering the store
>not yelling “HELLO, TOYS” as you enter the section
>not grunting and growling as you browse the selection
>not shoving children out of the way or straight up taking things from their tiny hands
>not looking at the mothers and/or fathers of the children in question and saying “I’d like to play with that”
>not telling the cashier as they scan your toy to take their time because you “want to savor the moment”
yeah, not gonna make it
