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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 15:39:52 No.8645611 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8645615 >>8645976 >>8646029 >>8646073 >>8646493 >>8646580 >>8646989

>at store yesterday buying some action figures
>get to the checkout
>"oh hey anon"
>its the same douchebag ive hated since highschool as the cashier
>give him the dirtiest look i can and pay for my shit and leave
I hate seeing nick, that fat dorky bastard always bumps into me and im sick of his shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 15:43:26 No.8645615 Report

Quoted By: >>8645626

>>8645611
you seem like the loser in that situation, what did this Nick kid do to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 15:49:44 No.8645626 Report

Quoted By: >>8645649 >>8646092

>>8645615
He blatantly copied my fashion back in 2014, he talks shit about me behind my back, i just want to punch his stupid face in

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 16:07:12 No.8645649 Report

Quoted By: >>8645958

>>8645626
>my brother is a big transformers fun but not into toys at all.
>he loves me showing my collection and teaching him how to transform them etc..
>his girlfriend hangs on his shoulder and showers shaming comments on us both.
>>anon you are too old to be playing with toys. You should get a girlfriend. Yadda yadda.
>my brother doesn't say anything and let's her rat me out in front of him.

>bruh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 17:37:08 No.8645796 Report

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what a stupid thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 17:40:05 No.8645801 Report

Quoted By: >>8645827

Posting in an incel thread FTW

xboxgamer0o

xboxgamer0o Tue 22 Dec 2020 17:42:18 No.8645805 Report

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hello

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 18:02:10 No.8645827 Report

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>>8645801
>FTW
Now a cringe thread too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 19:07:23 No.8645958 Report

Quoted By: >>8645966

>>8645649
Your brother will act like the victim if you bring it up. Instead of reigning her in he's decided to permanently tune her out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 19:12:29 No.8645966 Report

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>>8645958
I've never brought it up. She definitely rules the roost in the relationship.

I remember she called my chogokins "dollies" Bwahahahahahshahahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 19:16:20 No.8645976 Report

Quoted By: >>8645984 >>8646658 >>8647065

>>8645611
>2020
>still going to the cashier line and not the self checkout

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 19:21:02 No.8645984 Report

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>>8645976
It was a dollar store, they had no self checkouts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 19:39:31 No.8646023 Report

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This was a few years ago

>in the process of moving with my SO
>their sister offers to keep some of my things at her place
>come to get my stuff
>she sees one of my figures and thinks it belongs to one of her kids
>have to tell her it's mine
>"Oh.."
>awkwardly grab the rest of my toys and get out of there as fast as I can

I don't even think she cared that much but I could tell she was surprised and it made me want to throw myself in a hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 19:41:16 No.8646029 Report

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>>8645611
You should've farted in front of him. That would've shown him who's boss.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 20:04:05 No.8646073 Report

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>>8645611
>Be me
>I was on top of the world, living high, it was right in my pocket
>I was living the life, things were just the way they should be
>When from out of the sky, like a bomb, comes some little punk in a rocket
>Now all of a sudden some strange things are happening to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 20:13:31 No.8646092 Report

Quoted By: >>8646428

>>8645626
>He blatantly copied my fashion back in 2014
Femanon or just a fat gay baby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 23:49:54 No.8646428 Report

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>>8646092
probably fem-brained gay boi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 00:26:00 No.8646493 Report

Quoted By: >>8646526 >>8646619 >>8646633

>>8645611
>working as a wagie during my off time from college to save up a little extra cash
>had plans for the year but ever since the lockdown, I've been out of work most of the year, and I wasn't about to dip into my savings, so actually, I was kind of grateful my father was able to call in a favor
>nothing eventual happens at my job, so embarrassed by my friends and family when they talk about their careers that I just lie to them and say I'm not working; that I was laid off, ugh lockdown, etc
>day was kind of slow, mind constantly tried to imagine being anywhere but here
>while manning the cashier, I am quickly taken out of my trance as a pourty fellow starts to approach the cashier
>no way, I thought to myself
>why, it was op, I've known op for many years, and even though throughout those years, our piers and I changed, he was all but the same boy I used to have the pleasure of attending school with
>memories flooded back of me admiring, and looking up to op
>remember when I used to copy his mannerisms like growing out my hair or wearing a leather jacket and a fedora, all while complimenting my attire by wearing my favorite my little pony pins on my sleeves.
>I was never a big fan as op but I did it for him, he never had a lot of friends but I just wanted to let him know, there was someone out there who wanted to be there for him
>I greet him, warmly
>he looks at me, very coldly, and then, dead silence
>finish ringing up his items, he might have been in a hurry, but judging by the kids toys, he would be back to buy more so I though, perhaps I'll catch him then
>wrong
>just like that, his lispy voice lashes out and reverberated through my body
>Fuck you, anon, he says
>I look in astonishment, why, I think to myself
>manager overhears, security escorts op out of the store
>he's kicking and screaming
>THIS IS NOT OVER
>as I'm writing this, I'm just still so confused what op meant by that
>will update when op comes back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 00:46:14 No.8646526 Report

Quoted By: >>8646560

>>8646493
Update:
>OP showed up at m house
>said "fuck you" again
>I asked him why he was so mad at me
>silence.jpg
>finally he opens his mouth and tells me he secretly liked me back in school but never admitted it
>told him I was also a fag back then but not anymore
>he walked away
Its been about 20 minutes, think he'll come back?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 01:11:15 No.8646560 Report

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>>8646526
You shouldn't need it, but take this... Just in case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 01:26:05 No.8646580 Report

Quoted By: >>8646650

>>8645611
>be working my kickin' cashier job yesterday
>it's so easy and I make bank doing it, plus I get to hit on all the fat assed single moms that come through
>be workin checkout
>this fat retarded kid I used to went to high schooll with walks up with a bunch of funko Pops
>oh hey Henry!
>he gives me the dirtiest look ever, probably because I used to copy his fashion back in like 2014, only did it to piss him off
>he angrily pays for his bobble heads and leaves
>go into the back room while hot co-worker blows me
>be named Nick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 01:55:09 No.8646616 Report

Quoted By: >>8646621

My Dad caught me sniffing marvel legends black widow's butt

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 01:59:36 No.8646619 Report

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>>8646493
Another great one

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 02:00:21 No.8646621 Report

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>>8646616

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 02:09:53 No.8646633 Report

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>>8646493
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 02:17:50 No.8646650 Report

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>>8646580
Come now laddie, a bit o' fun's all well and good, but the both of us know that no one by the name o' Nick has gotten a blowie since oh, 1962 or thereabouts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 02:19:15 No.8646658 Report

Quoted By: >>8646740 >>8647065 >>8647107

>>8645976
>2020
>Still going into stores to buy shit when everything is on Amazon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 02:59:02 No.8646740 Report

Quoted By: >>8647003

>>8646658
>2020
>Using amazon like a chump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 04:51:55 No.8646989 Report

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>>8645611
You faggots should fuck already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 05:04:07 No.8647003 Report

Quoted By: >>8647065

>>8646740
>Cheaper
>Don’t have to move
>Supporting big biz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 05:53:11 No.8647065 Report

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>>8646658
>>8647003
>>8645976
>2020
>still buying toys when 3d printers exist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 06:14:45 No.8647107 Report

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>>8646658
>everything is on Amazon

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