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Stealing toys

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:47:06 No.8780730 View View Reply Original Report

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Come clean anons, what toys have you stolen?
What are the best ways to steal toys?
Might snag a shf Kaoken Goku from my local target.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:50:30 No.8780739 Report

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>>8780730
I swiped a kid's Timon and Pumba toy once
Don't even know why I did because the toy was so shit I didn't even want it
I think it might've been some subconscious way of dishing out justice because this bratty kid had like 100 McFarlane dragon statues and buckets full of toys but he didn't give a single shit about them
Sometimes I think he still has nightmares about that Timon and Pumba toy and that he should've valued his toys more
I dunno

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:56:28 No.8780748 Report

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>>8780730
i once swiped a lego hat piece from my third grade class' lego bin because i had lost the piece in the first place and needed a replacement

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:08:47 No.8780766 Report

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>>8780730
I'm not a nigger so I wouldn't know.

Hope you get yourself a criminal record over some cheap-ass McToys though. That'd be funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:12:47 No.8780774 Report

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>>8780730
I took a Lego inifinity gauntlet from a minifigure display of the infinity war sets, the display was partially opened too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:16:29 No.8780784 Report

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>>8780730
you have a problem. seek help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:21:27 No.8780793 Report

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>>8780730
All of the Lego and megablocks blind bags. $3 for a minifig and I don't know what I'm getting? Nah, I'll cram a few up my sleeves while I'm here to buy groceries tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:23:31 No.8780800 Report

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>>8780730
If you do it too often you will get caught eventually and it is not worth it. The best thing to do is a figure swap, don't just pocket shit or something retarded like that. Buy Goku, put a cheapo Hasbro fig back in the box and fill up the accessory slots with whatever, then return it when there's someone older and out of touch working returns

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:25:31 No.8780806 Report

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>>8780730
I'd never resort to stealing, I get caught even when I don't steal. When I was a kid I got searched by a mall security guard because I looked sus, now when I'm an adult I trigger checkout alarms every now and then for no apparent reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:27:57 No.8780809 Report

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>>8780730
>>8780800
The absolute state of poverty stricken poorfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:33:42 No.8780828 Report

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>>8780730
I stole some rare lego pieces from my mom's friend's son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:39:08 No.8780833 Report

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>>8780730
I stole a Bakugan from a walmart when it was popular. It was the good shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:43:34 No.8780841 Report

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>>8780730
When I was a shitty teenager I had a system down for just doing the old quick tear open and stash on blister packs. This was a long ass time ago, though, so I'm sure surveillance is better/more present.

Also, back when I was like four or five I just walked away from a Kay Bee Toys with the wacky action swimming Donatello they had on one of the racks that would be wheeled out in front of the stores that were in malls. My aunt and uncle who were with me at the time tormented me for hours about how the police were coming to send me to jail forever because of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 20:07:55 No.8780880 Report

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>>8780806
They got you, anon. They bugged you. They've been watching and listening to you ever since that search

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 20:36:29 No.8780935 Report

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>>8780730
One time I stole back pokemon cards that a teacher took from me in elementary school. I could have taken some of the other stuff the teacher confiscated from other students but I was too much of a pussy at the time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 20:56:25 No.8780968 Report

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Sorry anon. I just thought it was funny. I don't even enjoy star wars

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 20:59:27 No.8780974 Report

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>>8780968
By the way this is a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 21:04:40 No.8780980 Report

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Used to steal hundreds of dollars worth of merch, including imports, from comic shops as a teenager. Still funding my collection to this day.

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