oh, hello there, anon. I didn’t see you come in. most men my age have a “man cave,” but I prefer something a little more refined.

yes, I see you admiring those modulars. I suspect you’re wondering why I’ve deconstructed so many sets, tossing the remnants of their shattered designs into piece buckets that fuel my MOCs. well, there’s no easy answer for that.

you see, anon, every lego piece in this room must be inserted into my penis. i stick them up my dick hole to see how far they go. a few inches in, they meet some resistance so i shove harder and eventually they go. i imagine theres some sort of door system that im pushing through that separates my pee from my sperm. i pull them out and suck off whatever is on the piece. my dick bleeds after, like for a day or so i drip blood out of my hole. i pack toilet paper around the tip while i go to work and try to ignore the pain.

these are my brother’s lego.

what MOC would you like to build, anon?