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ITT: The lamest vehicles in the history of lame vehicles

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 20:23:32 No.8844953 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 20:30:17 No.8844976 Report

Quoted By: >>8845196 >>8845428 >>8848073

>>8844953
the pizza thrower, it does what it says but smells toxic and sounds like a cat getting sucked into a garbage disposal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 20:44:31 No.8845002 Report

Quoted By: >>8845009

>>8844953
that MOTU dragon thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 20:46:10 No.8845009 Report

Quoted By: >>8848337 >>8848628

>>8845002
Dragon Walker is a neat work of toy engineering but as an actual vehicle, its stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 20:50:42 No.8845020 Report

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Blimp was cool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 20:51:34 No.8845029 Report

Quoted By: >>8849437

I understand Hexa Gear is all about customizing and going mad with 3mm ports, but they really just sold a box by itself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 21:49:38 No.8845189 Report

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>>8844953
>Super7 TMNT Ultimates Turtle Blimp when

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 21:51:58 No.8845196 Report

Quoted By: >>8849905

>>8844953
Had that blimp. It fucking sucked.

>>8844976
I had that thing too. I don’t remember any smell coming from mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 23:04:08 No.8845428 Report

Quoted By: >>8848066 >>8851042

>>8844976
i hate that they keep rereleasing the classic figures, but never the vehicles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 00:31:12 No.8848066 Report

Quoted By: >>8849163

>>8845428
big box = more space
1 box of vehicle could take 20 single turtle toy space
Retail store needs to sell as many as possible, so big item is not a good strategy
not selling well? it goes to clearance
box toy = more expensive = more loss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 00:33:15 No.8848073 Report

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>>8844976
what are you yapping about?
I can tell you never own the pizza thrower
one thing i didn't like about the pizza thrower was it took so many batteries and the noise was super loud
shooting pizzas was fun thou

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 02:47:13 No.8848330 Report

Quoted By: >>8849905

>>8844953
>the thrusters are just drawn on
Damn, that's pretty weak.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 02:49:49 No.8848337 Report

Quoted By: >>8867070

>>8845009
Counterpoint:

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 03:43:48 No.8848485 Report

Quoted By: >>8848616 >>8849022 >>8849025

>>8844953
This fucking thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 04:35:22 No.8848616 Report

Quoted By: >>8848662 >>8863526

>>8848485
Who wins in a race?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 04:40:25 No.8848628 Report

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>>8845009
Agreed. The function was interesting but so gay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 04:54:17 No.8848662 Report

Quoted By: >>8848923

>>8848616
Why is it so comically big and why isn't goku in street clothes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 06:50:59 No.8848923 Report

Quoted By: >>8848987 >>8852024 >>8863528

>>8848662
Kids wouldn't buy a street clothes Goku

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 07:19:14 No.8848987 Report

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>>8848923
I would if he looks like he's having this much fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 07:27:30 No.8849000 Report

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Inspired by /tg/, some guy recreated this with Lego, but can't find the picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 07:41:11 No.8849022 Report

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>>8848485
Who knew Supes was a gamer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 07:43:54 No.8849025 Report

Quoted By: >>8849078 >>8852510 >>8859592

>>8848485
what was the weird ass explanation why superman couldn't walk anymore and had to use that in the comics?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 08:11:54 No.8849078 Report

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>>8849025
>what was the weird ass explanation why superman couldn't walk anymore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 09:20:50 No.8849163 Report

Quoted By: >>8849843

>>8848066
durrr whuut? anyways i want my pizza thrower again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 10:01:01 No.8849225 Report

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>>8844953
>Collect all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles accessories.... or else!
Or else what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 14:04:02 No.8849437 Report

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>>8845029
>Add a cockpit to any fig, set, or combination
>lame

gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 17:44:19 No.8849843 Report

Quoted By: >>8849850 >>8867013

>>8849163
And people wonder wise Rise is such a shit show and toy line...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 17:47:45 No.8849850 Report

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>>8849843
But that looks cool, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 17:55:47 No.8849858 Report

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>>8849078

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 18:25:13 No.8849905 Report

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>>8848330
>>8845196
We nearly got a technodrome engineered like the blimp toy as well in the first year. Thankfully they waited a bit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Mar 2021 02:15:56 No.8850943 Report

Quoted By: >>8851952

Almost everything with MASK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Mar 2021 02:24:06 No.8850963 Report

Quoted By: >>8850989 >>8866973

This thing was crap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Mar 2021 02:37:17 No.8850989 Report

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>>8850963
Lookalike SSJ Goku’s wig is about to fly off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Mar 2021 03:03:11 No.8851042 Report

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>>8845428
They released the Turtle Van back in the late 00s at least, if I remember right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Mar 2021 13:46:54 No.8851952 Report

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>>8850943
>be me
>7 years old
>get Condor for Xmas
>older brother gets Thunderhawk and Switchblade
>kid down the street gets Boulder Hill and Jackhammer
>run “spy” missions around the apartment complex up the street all day every day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Mar 2021 14:26:15 No.8852024 Report

Quoted By: >>8857709

>>8848923
>Kids wouldn't buy a street clothes Goku

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Mar 2021 15:09:52 No.8852125 Report

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>>8844953
Just weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Mar 2021 16:31:37 No.8852348 Report

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>>8844953
>Pic not related
But the Turtle Blimp was terrible. I don't think it lasted a month before popping and I was extremely careful with my toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Mar 2021 17:24:49 No.8852510 Report

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>>8849025
Well, since this was Silver Age Superman at the height of his Superdickory, I'd guess he was mocking FDR or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 07:05:38 No.8857709 Report

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>>8852024
>Gets ptsd of all the Discord Dipshits who keep using this image as a troll meme
I just wanted to enjoy Goku in douchebag clothes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 22:39:32 No.8859592 Report

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>>8849025
Superman just got tired of Lex constantly doing stupid shit and chased him out into the desert using the Justice Jogger™ then laughed and occasionally fired his eye beams to keep him going.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 09:27:40 No.8863526 Report

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>>8848616
If the Toys that Made Us do a Dragon Ball episode, they need to cover this sort of stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 09:36:57 No.8863528 Report

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>>8848923
they'd have to mold/make a new figure, cheaper to toss in an old style one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 04:50:56 No.8866018 Report

Quoted By: >>8866878

>Think this is one of the stupidest, most gimmicky things ever
>It actually exists in real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 17:29:17 No.8866878 Report

Quoted By: >>8866885

>>8866018
I can't wrap my mind around the design of that tank. What where they thinking? I can't tell what that tumor on top is suppose to be.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 17:33:24 No.8866885 Report

Quoted By: >>8866891 >>8866932

>>8866878
the thing on top unfolds into a bridge

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 17:38:39 No.8866891 Report

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>>8866885
That toy is based on a real type of tank?
Holy shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 17:59:06 No.8866932 Report

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>>8866885
>You think this cavern will stop me, you little shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 18:16:59 No.8866973 Report

Quoted By: >>8866984

>>8850963
I thought only the pure of heart could ride the Nimbus, and SS heightens your rage so you're no longer pure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 18:20:54 No.8866984 Report

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>>8866973
Only pure saiyans can go Super Saiyan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 18:37:42 No.8867013 Report

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>>8849843
Next time, try forming a complete sentence.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 18:51:56 No.8867041 Report

Quoted By: >>8869498

GLORIFIED
COFFEE TABLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:07:35 No.8867070 Report

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>>8848337
I only just noticed that they rotoscoped this over footage of the toy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 14:18:44 No.8869498 Report

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>>8867041
And what an awesome coffee table it is

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