>>8867944What the kark did you just karking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Imperial Commandos, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Rebels, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Imperial armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this system, mark my karking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the HoloNet? Think again, kriffier. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Outer Rim and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re karking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your kriffing tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re karking dead, kiddo.
