>>8893232Starscream in bed is bad
He will stab you in the back, not butt
Thundercracker will be probably too afraid to fuck with you and will constantly question his loyality to you
Skywarp will just push you out the bed and quickly teleport away before you can get up
Rainmakers - you will probably enjoy it untill your bed (and probably your genitals) will melt into sludge
Coneheads are probably engaged with one another
Dirge is too dead both inside and outside to have sex
Slipstream will constantly guide you and scream on you if ou doing something wrong ("WRONG HOLE, ANON, THIS IS EXHAUST PORT")
Sunstorm - Don't. Just Don't.