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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 18:17:46 No.8963242 View View Reply Original Report

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why the fuck would you buy physical proof of your autism?

do you hide these things from family/friends/females?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 18:26:46 No.8963262 Report

Quoted By: >>8963305 >>8963502

>>8963242
Oh not only do i display them but i proudly display them and they are lewd toys to boot. I've had more sex then you ever will, of course when that number is 0 that's not a hard bar to beat. Get fucked frog posting tourist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 18:27:37 No.8963267 Report

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nah, i display them proudly in college i had some on my bed’s headboard shelf thing and still got laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 18:38:32 No.8963295 Report

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>>8963242
How old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 18:39:15 No.8963302 Report

Quoted By: >>8963358 >>8963478 >>8963491 >>8963826

>>8963242
I literally do not give a fuck what people think of me. I have a criminal record, and i'm an engineering student who always smells because i have ass cancer (literal intestinal cancer. I weigh 200, and i literally have 0 chances of a gf. I am so beyond trying to get one, and even if i could she wouldn't like the things I do, which is latex and shiny stuff. I'm also ugly and can't make sentences because i'm a high functioning fuckwad.

No women was going to like me before, so I have nothing to lose

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 18:39:56 No.8963305 Report

Quoted By: >>8963343

>>8963262
OP is poorly baiting but coomer toy owners actually are autistic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 18:45:13 No.8963320 Report

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>>8963242
There comes a point in every man's life where he has to decide if he wants to be happy at the expense of being a massive degenerate. I think every man has that point where it's like "Should I be a socially acceptable person and not an entire cringelord and be sad or should I be an absolute autist cringelord and be happy". Fuck everybody else. We're all gonna die you know. I'm not gonna waste my life appealing to your norms.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 18:51:11 No.8963343 Report

Quoted By: >>8963443 >>8963469 >>8963514 >>8963521 >>8963851

>>8963305
I think you are projecting mate. There are plenty of us and we are not autistic....... well most aren't, there are some real weirdos in our group i won't deny it. And yes i am aware it's a poorly baited shit post thread. Some times i get bored at work and like to shit post too .... not often but once in a blue moon ... at least i am toy posting to go along with my shit posting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 18:55:31 No.8963357 Report

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>>8963242
My wife already accepted my autism a long time ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 18:55:38 No.8963358 Report

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>>8963302
Damn dude i am sorry to hear that..... get you a sex doll if you don't have one. about the only thing you lose is some one who will fix you a hot mean every now and then and maybe do the laundry when you are to lazy to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:10:13 No.8963401 Report

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>>8963242
my partner likes some of what i buy, and for the stuff she doesn't, she doesn't bother me about it. if anything shes happy i have stuff that make me happy. she has her own interests that im not interested in and some of those are expensive, as well

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:20:50 No.8963430 Report

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>>8963242
>Why would you buy proof of your autism, are you autistic or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:27:23 No.8963443 Report

Quoted By: >>8963461 >>8963474

>>8963343
This is autism.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:28:48 No.8963446 Report

Quoted By: >>8963899 >>8964303

>>8963242
if your wife/gf doesnt approve or appreciate your hobbies, then you should not be in that relationship

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:31:20 No.8963451 Report

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>>8963242

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:32:25 No.8963453 Report

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I'm autistic and I only come on this board to admire all the cool toys that I don't have the balls to buy and display

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:34:46 No.8963461 Report

Quoted By: >>8963474

>>8963443
bitch i don't give a fuck what you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:37:16 No.8963469 Report

Quoted By: >>8963529

>>8963343
I am a coomertoyfag and literally on the spectrum as a highfunctioning sperg.

I hide my seamless figures from roommates.
I proudly display my custom fraulein bunnysuit figures though. Bunnysuits are life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:38:13 No.8963474 Report

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>>8963461
right on man.
>>8963443
"autism" lol youve got nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:38:51 No.8963476 Report

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>>8963242
>why the fuck would you buy physical proof of your autism?
Because I'll rather be a brave autist than a spineless coward autist like you, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:39:06 No.8963478 Report

Quoted By: >>8963569

>>8963302
sorry to hear about your ass dude, i hope you can be helped in that regard at least or you can have a good time apart from it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:42:47 No.8963486 Report

Quoted By: >>8963529 >>8964155

Why do coomers so desperately feel the need to justify their degeneracy? Like just admit your a filthy degenerate and move on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:46:46 No.8963491 Report

Quoted By: >>8963569

>>8963302
What do you smell like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:49:12 No.8963502 Report

Quoted By: >>8963538 >>8963540 >>8963840

>>8963262
>unironically bragging about having sex
Get off this site you fucking normalfag degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:53:46 No.8963508 Report

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>>8963242
Im a coomer, you can't win

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:55:13 No.8963514 Report

Quoted By: >>8963532 >>8963540 >>8963544

>>8963343
>not autistic
>"Tee hee funny Woody face grabbing anime boobies xDD"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:56:57 No.8963521 Report

Quoted By: >>8963532 >>8963540 >>8963544

>>8963343
Heh.... i'm not.... autistic.......
If you weren't autistic you wouldn't type like an edgy 10 year old.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:58:35 No.8963529 Report

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>>8963469
Hey man it takes all kinds. as long as you aren't a judgmental piece of shit you're OK in my book. Come check out /ctg/ if you aren't hanging out there already.

>>8963486
i am a justifiable filthy degenerate .... what of it? I like taking lewd pics of toys. if that's the worst i do then who cares as long as i don't beat you over the head with it? (this thread being the exception but hey it's a shitpost thread) I'll take being this level of degenerate over trying to bang kids or animals or some other level of depravity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:59:38 No.8963532 Report

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>>8963514
>>8963521
Shockingly, there are a lot of people on a board dedicated to toys that have not developed or matured beyond highschool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:01:21 No.8963538 Report

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>>8963502
>normalfag
lol normalfags don't feel the need to inject "I've had sex and you haven't!" into a discussion, because not being a virgin is the default. Dudes who bragged about their imaginary Canadian girlfriends in junior high do that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:01:49 No.8963540 Report

Quoted By: >>8963581

>>8963514
>>8963521
i wish i could be as cool as you totally normal toy collecting chads.

>>8963502
thanks friend i needed that laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:02:08 No.8963544 Report

Quoted By: >>8963581

>>8963514
>>8963521
Eh, Einstein was autistic. It's hardly a legit insult, autism is more about how you decide to weaponize it. Some people apply it to formulas, other to plastic tiddies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:11:18 No.8963569 Report

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>>8963491
>>8963478
I'm going to die by the time i'm 30, and if i eat the wrong thing i will spontaneously bleed. The worst part is the inflamation. It strikes at the worst time and can ruin a day. It feels like rugburn but inside your body and more painful.

Other than that most days i'm ok. I just smell, no matter what soap i use or how long i take.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:16:42 No.8963581 Report

Quoted By: >>8963836

>>8963540
>i wish i could be as cool as you totally normal toy collecting chads.
Easy. Sell your memes and moeblobs and buy robots. Deny the flesh. Embrace the machines. (Cooming to the machines is optional.)

>>8963544
Well if you're going to be that literal about it I might be on the spectrum too for all I fucking know. Just some friendly teasing, ya buttmunch.

Trollafag

Trollafag Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:17:36 No.8963583 Report

Quoted By: >>8963593

>>8963242
>why
Because they make me happy. What other excuse do I possibly need?
>family
They're all dead. Parents, sibling, spouse. No kids. I'm the last one.
>friends
Actually, they tend to admire my collection, and my dedication and singlemindedness putting it together.
>females
Really, like I'd just let any random skank wander into my apartment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:21:54 No.8963593 Report

Quoted By: >>8963899

>>8963583
Yes i'd let any skank here. Please. Just one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:26:43 No.8963600 Report

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>>8963242
I don't need physical proof to convince people I'm autistic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:27:08 No.8963602 Report

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I WISH I could blame autism for my habits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:27:19 No.8963603 Report

Quoted By: >>8963612

>>8963242
>be gay
>most guys don't give a fuck about my collection as it is in display cases and not a clusterfuck
I regret not being able to have children biologically, but fuck shallow women who can't get past a man having a collection or hobby. At the end of the day, how good your partner jives with and fucks you is the only thing that matters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:29:57 No.8963612 Report

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>>8963603
Absolutely based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:38:38 No.8963639 Report

Quoted By: >>8963646

>>8963242
>NOOOOO WHAT IF A GIRL SEES?!?!?!?
nigger it's not the 90's anymore, people know about toy collecting now, no one gives a fuck as long as you're not a creepy faggot about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 20:40:41 No.8963646 Report

Quoted By: >>8963927

>>8963639
I can confirm women don't know about toy collecting. It depends on what your display looks like.

1. If its neat, they will think your a pedophile

2. If its messy they'll think you have kids that you are hiding from her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 21:33:12 No.8963826 Report

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>>8963302
Do you like men??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 21:36:36 No.8963836 Report

Quoted By: >>8964011

>>8963581
I have machine ladies too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 21:37:37 No.8963840 Report

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>>8963502
post body fatty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 21:42:12 No.8963851 Report

Quoted By: >>8963886

>>8963343
Embarrassing.

Mianna Günter

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Mianna Günter Mon 26 Apr 2021 21:42:45 No.8963854 Report

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>>8963242
FJG 250

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 21:52:24 No.8963882 Report

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>>8963242
If you ever have a girlfriend, are you going to delete all those frogs off your phone?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 21:53:14 No.8963886 Report

Quoted By: >>8963937

>>8963851
who is embarrassed? not me ... are you? shit man you got issues, you might want to try to stop being such a sensitive little faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 21:55:10 No.8963889 Report

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No, my family encourage my hobby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 21:59:39 No.8963899 Report

Quoted By:

>>8963446
Too fucking right.
>>8963593
Great, you can have my uber-annoying next-door neighbor, Michelle Meth-Mouth. Have fun!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 22:04:55 No.8963917 Report

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>>8963242

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 22:09:05 No.8963927 Report

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>>8963646
>women
>ever not being retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 22:14:22 No.8963936 Report

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>frog posting
>16 posters
>52 replies
The fucking state of this board...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 22:15:47 No.8963937 Report

Quoted By: >>8964149

>>8963886
>who is embarrassed?
That's clearly not what the post meant. Go pick up a book that isn't a shitty cartoon porn comic sometime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 22:48:29 No.8964011 Report

Quoted By: >>8964131

>>8963836
>swapped the bulges out
You're even more despicable than I thought you were.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 23:37:46 No.8964131 Report

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>>8964011
Eh i like the ladies and not the traps ... but if you like the traps it's all good you can keep yours the way you like them. But here is a pic just for you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 23:43:56 No.8964149 Report

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>>8963937
>Implying I care what your post said
Embarrassing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 23:44:46 No.8964155 Report

Quoted By:

>>8963486
and you're a closet homo writing on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 23:59:09 No.8964197 Report

Quoted By: >>8964248

Why do coomers get so upset when you point out what absolute degenerates they are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:12:21 No.8964244 Report

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>/>8963242
>Stop liking what I don't like
Weak ass bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:14:19 No.8964248 Report

Quoted By: >>8964269

>>8964197
They'll be the same retards who only buy mature adult toys for mature men, the kind of insecure retards Lego are trying to appeal to now with their 18+ "adult's welcome" branding.
Look mom my toys are having SEX I'm not playing with children's toys I'm a REAL ADULT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:22:15 No.8964269 Report

Quoted By: >>8964291

>>8964248
shit man i have 2 college degrees work 2 jobs have 3 kids an exwife and a fiancee and a nice amount of debt ... fuck being an adult i want to just play video games and take fun sexy pics of my toys.... but i also like taking just regular fun pics too .... doesn't have to be all or nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:23:19 No.8964273 Report

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Why do anticoomers get so upset when you point out what absolute closet homos they are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:24:16 No.8964275 Report

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What an awful thread. Fuck you OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:28:12 No.8964291 Report

Quoted By: >>8964310

>>8964269
to be fair, the stupid troll was samefagging, notice how he never post his toys with a message and he's desperately trying to change the subject everytime someone point him out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:31:24 No.8964303 Report

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>>8963446
This. Imagine being with somebody who wants to control what types of things innocuous you can enjoy with your own money.
NGMI.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:32:27 No.8964310 Report

Quoted By: >>8964330

>>8964291
True enough, i'm surprised they don't just steal toy pics from some where else and try to pass them off like they collect toys

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 00:36:33 No.8964330 Report

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>>8964310
I think he did it with the guy who photoshopped a smile on a Fortnite fig, obviously just to shitpost

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