>>9080516gal gadot is fucking ugly she is flat has no ass
Imagine being Han in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your Auschwitz skelly body and horrific alien face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl on the hood of his RX-7 FD. Like seriously imagine having to be Han and not only stand on that beach while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fridge-like body, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that runway model walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking forehead but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pancake fucking ass flop around. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of fangirls and wannabe racers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the streets of Seoul. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled ass as she writhes it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Han. You're not going to lose your future Fast and Furious cameo appearances and royalties over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
