"The 'No Action' Figures, now you too can be a politician and NOT do things that you say you'll do!"

"Play with your action figures and make them do cool adult things like:
>Playing golf
>Complaining about your salary despite owning three different houses
>Go on vacation while your voters struggle to find work
>Sleep with pr*stitutes and get blackmailed by foreign governments
>Go to weird secret billionaire s*x parties
>Accept bribes from multinational conglomerate super corporations while ignoring the cries of your people
And last but not least
>Send your kids to Harvard or oxford so that the next generation of leaders will be just as conceited and selfish as you!

Each set sold separately"