>MOM? Moooooom?!
What is it, dear?
>It's Kevin Smith, mom! He RUINED He-Man!
>Oh dear, is he not a hyper-aryan muscle barbarian anymore?
>N- no, he's still a hydrogenated muscle librarian mom
Oh. Are they killing the toy line?
>N- n- n- no mom, there are at least FOUR separate ongo- (snnnnnffffffff) ongoing toylines
So what happened, honey?
>No, you you dont understand! Kev- Kevin Smith KILLED He-Man! We saw him in in in the AFTERLIFE and everything!
Uh, so he's in the afterlife? Is he trapped there?
>N n n NOOO he can come back any time he WANTS
So is the show over?
>O- o- o- only half the first season is out!
Uh. So are they trying to downplay He-Man?
>N- no, everyone constantly talks about how about SNFFFF about how important he was and how they wish they could bring him baaaaaack
So things will really kick off in the next part, probably?
>But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem, he KILLED He-Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Jesus Christ, I can't believe your dad got away with not getting custody at all.