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>be me
>cousins 10th birthday
>he asks for nerf guns
>buy him a giant nerf shotgun that shoots huge darts
>guns huge I mean larger than my cousin
>has tiny fortnite label around the barrel
>costs $30 but if it'll make him happy it's worth
>wrap it up and go to his party
>time passes
>present time
>he grabs my present since its the largest
>happyboi.jpg
>he starts opening it as everyone's taking pictures
>he opens it and sees the barrel of the gun
>instantdepression.png
>I don't play fortnite!
>he just throws it to the ground
>everyone starts getting upset
>mom finally makes him unwrap it and hold it up
>he poses with it for pictures while frowning
>he throws up a giant thumbsdown and chunks the gun
>burningupinside.gif
>furious at how he's acting but don't do anything
>he grabs the next present
>rips it open
>euphoria.mp4
>he starts jumping up and down and screaming with excitement
>pulls out an amongus plush from the box
>none of the adults know what it is
>immediately doesn't care about the rest of his presents and just runs off to a rum with his plushies
>everyones confused but at least happy he's happy
>mfw he'd rather have a sissy plush than a badass shotgun
Is my cousin gay?
>cousins 10th birthday
>he asks for nerf guns
>buy him a giant nerf shotgun that shoots huge darts
>guns huge I mean larger than my cousin
>has tiny fortnite label around the barrel
>costs $30 but if it'll make him happy it's worth
>wrap it up and go to his party
>time passes
>present time
>he grabs my present since its the largest
>happyboi.jpg
>he starts opening it as everyone's taking pictures
>he opens it and sees the barrel of the gun
>instantdepression.png
>I don't play fortnite!
>he just throws it to the ground
>everyone starts getting upset
>mom finally makes him unwrap it and hold it up
>he poses with it for pictures while frowning
>he throws up a giant thumbsdown and chunks the gun
>burningupinside.gif
>furious at how he's acting but don't do anything
>he grabs the next present
>rips it open
>euphoria.mp4
>he starts jumping up and down and screaming with excitement
>pulls out an amongus plush from the box
>none of the adults know what it is
>immediately doesn't care about the rest of his presents and just runs off to a rum with his plushies
>everyones confused but at least happy he's happy
>mfw he'd rather have a sissy plush than a badass shotgun
Is my cousin gay?
