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Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 01:43:31 No.9319822 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9319853 >>9319855 >>9319878 >>9319889 >>9320467 >>9320982 >>9327964 >>9334712 >>9334879 >>9335020 >>9335169 >>9335330 >>9345566 >>9347651 >>9358264

>figure arrives
>find pubic hair in the packaging

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 01:52:35 No.9319853 Report

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>>9319822
That'll be extra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 01:53:10 No.9319855 Report

Quoted By: >>9328403 >>9335016

>>9319822
Why were you looking for public hairs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 01:56:26 No.9319864 Report

Quoted By: >>9319872

Stop unboxing your toys naked anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 01:58:48 No.9319872 Report

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>>9319864
i cant have any of the clothe fumes getting on muh toys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 01:59:06 No.9319873 Report

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One last hot glue session for shipping it out, fairly common actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 02:00:32 No.9319878 Report

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>>9319822
I work at UPS and I hotglued your waifu. Get fucked weeb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 02:01:42 No.9319880 Report

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>rubbing your dick in it to assert dominance over buyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 02:03:10 No.9319889 Report

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>>9319822
pics or it didn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 08:13:24 No.9320467 Report

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>>9319822
Yum

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 13:00:25 No.9320680 Report

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Post pics, lol.
What figure was it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 13:04:05 No.9320685 Report

Quoted By: >>9320691 >>9321030 >>9328401 >>9335026 >>9353043

>That one guy in /lg/ who keeps posting about rubbing their dick on bricklink orders they sent
Could you rabid primates behave like actual human beings for five fucking minutes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 13:12:14 No.9320691 Report

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>>9320685
Welcome to 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 13:16:33 No.9320695 Report

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It tasted god in your mouth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 16:50:12 No.9320982 Report

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>>9319822
Nice. I love getting free snacks in packages

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Sep 2021 17:18:15 No.9321030 Report

Quoted By: >>9327972 >>9327978

>>9320685
I'll rub my dick on you. Show you your place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 16:07:44 No.9327964 Report

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>>9319822
Extra snack. You should be fucking grateful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 16:11:59 No.9327972 Report

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>>9321030
cum in me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 16:14:34 No.9327978 Report

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>>9321030
I've recently found tools used to castrate livestock. Care to be the first test subject, coomer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 18:51:58 No.9328288 Report

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Best thread on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 20:03:15 No.9328401 Report

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>>9320685
He's still at it? I thought he stopped after the legendary 15+ day thread of that one dick pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 20:04:13 No.9328403 Report

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>>9319855
What?
Is he not gonna find it if he wasn't looking for it?
What a poor excuse for a smartass reply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 12:20:59 No.9334261 Report

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based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 17:05:24 No.9334703 Report

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>order blu ray on ebay
>get it and open it
>there's a dead cockroach in the case
>leave seller bad review
>he chimps out and sends me angry messages for weeks trying to bully me in to changing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 17:08:16 No.9334712 Report

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>>9319822
Anon it's probably an arm or leg hair, how can you tell if it's a pube?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 18:28:25 No.9334879 Report

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>>9319822
My beard hairs just look like pubic hairs I swear

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 19:16:57 No.9335016 Report

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>>9319855
Can you break down this joke and explain it to me why it's funny to you? I'm writing a term paper on people with aspergers and autism, thanks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 19:18:37 No.9335020 Report

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>>9319822
>mfw the box smells of farts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 19:21:34 No.9335026 Report

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>>9320685
I buy secondhand legos that are covered in blood and who knows what else. A little jizz and smegma is nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 20:31:17 No.9335141 Report

Quoted By: >>9338314

Is there a difference between beard whiskers and testicle pewbs?

Give it a whiff and report back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 20:51:13 No.9335169 Report

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>>9319822
I fucking lol'd even though I find it utterly disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 21:59:27 No.9335330 Report

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>>9319822
I've had this happen to me recently. It was a set of Lord of the Rings ringwraiths, those minifigures from years ago. The pube was tightly coiled around one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Sep 2021 12:43:59 No.9338314 Report

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>>9335141
This thread brought to you by Huevo Splash.

https://youtu.be/Jlg5MO3lx6A

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Sep 2021 13:15:46 No.9338342 Report

Quoted By: >>9339935

>pubic hair arrives
>find figure in the package

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 04:31:45 No.9339935 Report

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>>9338342
>order hotglue
>arrives but there’s some waifu fig mixed into it

Some people are absolutely sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2021 00:40:28 No.9344060 Report

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>get package
>entire package reeks of heavy cigarette smoke
>soft plastic toy inside
>toy smells like smoke for at least a week

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2021 20:17:41 No.9345566 Report

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>>9319822
>now put it under a black light
that's why you never buy used

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Anonymous Thu 30 Sep 2021 17:28:51 No.9347641 Report

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Better than having I stuck under the paint...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Sep 2021 17:32:06 No.9347651 Report

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>>9319822
I hope this doesn't happen to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 20:50:33 No.9353043 Report

Quoted By: >>9359123

>>9320685
This is why you wash everything you buy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:48:24 No.9358264 Report

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>>9319822
GR15 FOR PEPESHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 16:51:56 No.9359123 Report

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>>9353043
I used to take figures in the shower with me and play with them...didn't really work out well since any figure that had movable joints rusted and if they talked when a button is pushed it usually died.

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