>Is this a real toy?
>Is this a forgery?
>Broken on the inside, no escape from shitty QC.
>Open your eyes, look at the broken thighs, and see,
>Randy's a conman, he gets no sympathy.
>Because he's a sleazy man, needs to go. Sales high, QC low.
>Any way the toy breaks, doesn't even bother Randy...
>Randy.
>*Crowd applause*
>Mama...just broke a toy...
>Tried to use the alternate head. The neck joint broke, now he's dead.
>Mama...I'd just bought the thing...but now I've gotta throw that shit away...
>MAMA, OOOOOOOOH
>LOOK AT THE PAINT ON THE EYE
>IF IT'S NOT STILL THERE IN THE SHOP TOMORROW, CARRY ON, CARRY ON
>Because NECA's figures shatter...
>Too late...NECAnon's come...
>I can hear the moron whine, he's doing this all the time.
>Goodbye, fucking Randy. Go fuck yourself...
>Gonna buy from Revoltech instead of you!
>MAMA, OOOOOH!
>HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY!
>I WISH I'D NEVER BOUGHT THIS STUPID
TOY AT ALL!
>*Brian May guitar solo*
>I see a massive QC defect on the toy,
>What a douche! What a douche! Can you believe he sells this bullshit?
>ANKLE JOINTS NEED TIGHTENING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
>Reused molding! Reused molding! Reused molding! Reused molding once again!
>Mold reuse ten!
>I'm just a poorfag, I've got no money!
>HE'S JUST A POORFAG, LEECHING OFF FAMILY, SHILLING FOR A CONMAN NAMED RANDY!
>Sales high, QC low. NECA's best you know!
>For fuck's sake NO! WE JUST WANT YOU TO GO!
>MAKE HIM GO!
>For fuck's sake WE JUST WANT YOU TO GO!
>Above two verses X2
>NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
>Diarrheoa diarrheoa! How could Randy sink so low?
>Oh hang on now, it seems it's just bad paint QC, QC, QC!
>*Another Brian May guitar solo*
>SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SELL FIGURES WITH WONKY EYES?
>SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SAY ALL QC REPORTS ARE LIES?
>OHHHHHH RANDY!
>CAN'T DO THIS TO ME RANDY! YOU NEED TO GET OUT! YOU NEED TO GET RIGHT OUT OF HERE!
>*Instrumental section*
>Oh, no! Oh, no!
>NECA's rep's in tatters, anyone can see, when will you see it matters, Randy?
>That's not where the eye GOES!
