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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 01:47:05 No.9419178 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9419280 >>9419492 >>9420272 >>9420407 >>9424179 >>9424686 >>9431732 >>9431750 >>9431794 >>9432544 >>9439517 >>9444588

>coworker starts talking about toys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 01:50:50 No.9419186 Report

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>they actually know their shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 02:36:59 No.9419278 Report

Quoted By: >>9439807

>"Why are you all laughing? It's not weird, Anon likes toys too."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 02:38:29 No.9419280 Report

Quoted By: >>9419693 >>9419708 >>9419936 >>9424719 >>9432424

>>9419178
>coworker is also female

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 02:40:54 No.9419283 Report

Quoted By: >>9426774 >>9439798

>they collect Pops

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 04:36:24 No.9419456 Report

Quoted By: >>9419908 >>9419926 >>9439747

>they show you a pic of their collection and you recognize the same picture on /ctg/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 04:53:56 No.9419492 Report

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>>9419178
>oh no, we have something in common

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 08:28:35 No.9419693 Report

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>>9419280
I can still hear the gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 08:48:58 No.9419708 Report

Quoted By: >>9419860 >>9420435

>>9419280
what is this from? is the duck her friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 12:09:24 No.9419860 Report

Quoted By: >>9419940

>>9419708
vtumors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 13:14:39 No.9419908 Report

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>>9419456
b-b-based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 13:32:28 No.9419926 Report

Quoted By: >>9439747

>>9419456
Furniture an on is tasteful at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 13:40:30 No.9419936 Report

Quoted By: >>9419950 >>9424719 >>9431757 >>9439735

>>9419280
>you and her are the only ones passionate about toys
>she asks you out on a date before you can

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 13:42:32 No.9419940 Report

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>>9419860
Shut up 3D printer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 13:54:44 No.9419950 Report

Quoted By: >>9424719

>>9419936
>She's into weirder shit than you are
God I love girls with dirty minds

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 17:24:08 No.9420261 Report

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>a freelance client pulls out his Daft Punk SHFs during your interview because he saw your display in the background

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 17:28:48 No.9420272 Report

Quoted By: >>9420405 >>9434515

>>9419178
>being a wagie at all
Kek i gave up that aspect a while ago, i really would like a job as long as it doesnt make me more suicidal then i already am

There was this really cool hispanic cashier at target about a year ago i was spending like a good 5 min talking about black series figures with, wish i met more people as cool as him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 18:59:51 No.9420405 Report

Quoted By: >>9420408

>>9420272
i make 150k is that wagie??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 19:02:48 No.9420407 Report

Quoted By: >>9421861 >>9424165

>>9419178
Why is this a problem?

I had one who was actually knowledgeable, he got laid-off and I miss talking to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 19:03:54 No.9420408 Report

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>>9420405
Depends on how hard you have to work I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 19:20:25 No.9420435 Report

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>>9419708
Vtuber, sounds like a duck so people draw them as one, someone made a gif of them dancing and it became a meme when someone played Hey Ya over it that became popular with normal people for a week or so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Nov 2021 16:12:42 No.9421861 Report

Quoted By: >>9424165

>>9420407
>I had one who was actually knowledgeable, he got laid-off and I miss talking to him.
it's always the ones we like

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 21:22:02 No.9424165 Report

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>>9420407
>>9421861
I know this pain

We had a temp who grew up with the Unicron trilogy so I got to talk with him about the toys and the cartoons of that era, but I think he was only with us for two months

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 21:33:47 No.9424179 Report

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>>9419178
>coworker starts talking about toys
>he's super knowledge on Transformers
>coworker casually mentions browsing 4chan and using /toy/ years ago

I KNOW YOU'RE STILL HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 21:39:39 No.9424185 Report

Quoted By: >>9439711

>new high end figure comes out
>Gets clickbait article online
>35+ year old boomer: WOAH I TOTALLY HAD THAT ONE AS A KID
>THAT EXACT SAME ONE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Nov 2021 21:55:06 No.9424225 Report

Quoted By: >>9439632

>Nobody shares your interests so you feel like a lonely loser man child who got left behind.
It hurts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Nov 2021 02:36:54 No.9424686 Report

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>>9419178
my brother in law talks to me about toys all the time but he's a MISB kinda guy and I actually have very little in common with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Nov 2021 02:42:46 No.9424704 Report

Quoted By: >>9434485

>coworker collects HotToys and SH Figuarts
>some are into Gunpla
The trick is not to reveal your powerlevels unless they display it on their desk or caught them browsing about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Nov 2021 02:48:37 No.9424719 Report

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>>9419280
>>9419936
>>9419950
stop. dont give me hope

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Nov 2021 05:20:52 No.9426774 Report

Quoted By: >>9426791 >>9444418

>>9419283
I used to work at a comic store and every tuesday when shipments came in, inevitably there would be at least a few boxes full of Pops that this one tool would collect.

I can't even imagine what he does with them all aside from line the interior perimeter of his house with literal walls of those wastes of plastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Nov 2021 05:35:34 No.9426791 Report

Quoted By: >>9431760

>>9426774
At first I thought this pic was a little mean but on second thought Vinny's adoration of Nintendo is actually disgusting so its fine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 Nov 2021 18:57:43 No.9429561 Report

Quoted By: >>9432324

>it's toys you know nothing about

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 21:14:20 No.9431732 Report

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>>9419178
>work becomes uncomfortable when you hear them talk about toys, and you just want to get your shift finished so you can go back to your lewd anime action figure collection at home

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 21:22:34 No.9431750 Report

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>>9419178
You go and bring hamburgers back for him? Nice, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 21:25:25 No.9431757 Report

Quoted By: >>9431895

>>9419936
>You wake up
>You don't even have a job

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 21:25:45 No.9431760 Report

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>>9426791
It was probably something someone did for an art segment when he had those and he probably thought it was funny anyways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 21:42:27 No.9431794 Report

Quoted By: >>9432301 >>9435989

>>9419178
>Toys start talking about coworker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 22:48:47 No.9431895 Report

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>>9431757
>go back to bed covered in toys

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Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 23:02:36 No.9431924 Report

Quoted By: >>9432311 >>9432513

>coworker starts ranting about how Bionicle was unfairly killed, how G2 was sabotaged internally and that Bionicle was the only lego theme that was ever good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 02:18:09 No.9432301 Report

Quoted By:

>>9431794
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 02:24:22 No.9432311 Report

Quoted By:

>>9431924
Sounds based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 02:35:21 No.9432324 Report

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>>9429561
I like learning about toys idk about, even if I'd never collect them, I can still appreciate the other person's fondness over it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 02:42:38 No.9432343 Report

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>I collect 6 inch cape-shit
>my coworker was kinda lanky, trailer park-ish, kinda tard-ish
>kinda cool though
>into rassling, collects wrestling figs
>was sorta into wrestling as well, but never collected them
>we have something in common and go on a few hunts together
>i get him into cape-shit, he gets me more into wrestling figs
>eventually get laid off, work somewhere else
>lose touch with him
>It's been 3-4 years now
>different job, dating someone, haven't even seen the guy in so long
>the only other dude I know irl who's into collecting toys

Hope you're doing alright, homie. Hope you finished that Randy Orton custom you were trying to finish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 03:19:19 No.9432424 Report

Quoted By: >>9432538

>>9419280
>she pretends to like you so you give her attention while secretly still being off and on with her ex fiance
>resumes her engagement while you think she's only dating you and only find out because you overhear it from another coworker she's friends with
>lose all self esteem and never open up to anyone again
i don't have a gif but i'm bitter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 04:13:46 No.9432513 Report

Quoted By: >>9436084

>>9431924
>coworker has two enormous german shepherds
>both unfixed males undergoing Schutzhund training
>he always tells stories about how he harasses the dogs at home until they start to growl and snarl at him
>haha it's so funny!!!

Can't wait until his smug fucking face is mauled off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 04:24:43 No.9432538 Report

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>>9432424
This was oddly specific

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Nov 2021 04:27:53 No.9432544 Report

Quoted By: >>9438171

>>9419178

>girl comes back to my place
>know she is going to see the 200+ sets of vintage Lego I have in display cases

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 03:07:36 No.9434485 Report

Quoted By:

>>9424704
Yeah, I didn't start talking about it with a coworker until I saw him browsing BBTS on his phone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 03:15:29 No.9434498 Report

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Gamestop corporate was like "Anon likes toys", makes a Funko Pop of me. I fucking hate pops and have told my coworkers. Fuck Gamestop and fuck this Funko Pop version of me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 03:27:19 No.9434515 Report

Quoted By: >>9434827

>>9420272
Work online as a graphic designer. I make small bucks but the upside is more hours to myself and rarely any reason to pay attention to meetings. Best case scenario, I'm exempt from the meetings and just get roped into one once a month. Before this gig I was an all around accounts officer and it made me alcoholic.. Now that my debts are paid, all my hours and money's going to my /toy/ vices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 07:23:59 No.9434827 Report

Quoted By: >>9434859 >>9434860

>>9434515
>Work online as a graphic designer.
what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 08:28:01 No.9434859 Report

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>>9434827
A graphic designer for a cheap marketing firm. Sadly no /toy/ accounts, just food and supplements shit. Also do ad copies and social media management on the side. My other toy collecting pals work programming gigs for companies and schools. They earn more but they're usually drained to the point where I'd just flashback to when I spent 5 years at my old job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 08:30:27 No.9434860 Report

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>>9434827
If you're asking what GDesigners do, my tier is into creating small marketing content like what you'd see in social media for toy release announcements.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 00:36:23 No.9435989 Report

Quoted By:

>>9431794
Toy Story plot when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 00:51:46 No.9436010 Report

Quoted By:

One of my coworkers has funko on his desk, another one has hot wheels, and I have transformers. Another guy has a bunch of star wars stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 01:31:02 No.9436084 Report

Quoted By:

>>9432513
Sucks the dogs would get blamed though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 02:40:11 No.9438171 Report

Quoted By:

>>9432544
>she still fucks you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 21:13:43 No.9439404 Report

Quoted By: >>9439415 >>9439464 >>9439470 >>9439653 >>9441751

>Be brand new Airman at his first duty assignment
>Shop has no use for you so they loan you out to clean the building
>Master Sergeant in charge of wrangling new Airmen so they can mop and sweep the halls so clearly hates his life, is really rude and mean
>Notice he has Transformers Thrilling 30 Springer on his desk
>Decide this could be my in to try and be friends with this guy so he'll stop being such a dick
"Aw no way sir, you've got Springer? That's a great figure isn't it? I was always partial to Astrotrain myself, Springer is a really close second."
>Master Sergeant looks at me with confused indignation
>That's my son's toy, Airman, why the fuck do you so know so much about it? What the fuck is wrong with you?
I just don't make plans anymore, they always backfire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 21:16:17 No.9439415 Report

Quoted By:

>>9439404
Tip for those to not reveal your power level too early, in these situations open with "Is that yours?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 21:59:03 No.9439464 Report

Quoted By:

>>9439404
Better than a Staff Sergeant in the Marines get ass blasted because you're asking them about their yu gi oh cards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 22:07:07 No.9439470 Report

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>>9439404
>My goddamn son is a fatbody who keeps posting on some goddamn taiwanese ARPAnet server about transmorphers. Maybe you know him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 22:34:44 No.9439509 Report

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>Convinces my Coworkers to start buying toys and other nostalgia bait.
>One Coworker now buys a shit ton of anime figures. Another buys different barbie type dolls.
>MFW I'm not the weird toy guy anymore, just a guy with a little soundwave on his desk

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 22:41:28 No.9439517 Report

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>>9419178
>toy starts talking about coworkers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 22:48:07 No.9439523 Report

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>at a work event last week
>coworker starts talking about hoe much she loves her new quirky boyfriend
>she knows I play video games so she tells me all about his new Polimega and how awesome it is to finally be able to play old video games
>have to grit my teeth, smile, and nod without mentioning all that shit can be played for free on a current gen cell phone
>then she starts talking about all the awesome toys he collects
>I Crack and ask what like he collects
>apparently he has a huge collection of Funko Pops

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 00:01:11 No.9439632 Report

Quoted By:

>>9424225
>the only person you meet who does share your interests is an even bigger manchild and you have to stop talking to him because he's cringey as fuck and you can't stand the thought of people you actually respect thinking the two of you are buddies
Sorry not sorry Ramon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 00:20:33 No.9439653 Report

Quoted By:

>>9439404
that was actually his, he's just hiding his power level

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 00:49:03 No.9439699 Report

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>with friends group
>they know I am nerdy and play games, but never ever mention toys unless directly asked
>someone asks in front of new group of people joining our group
>start talking about how I collect Godzilla toys and posters
>can tell I am lost them just by even having to explain what I collect
It is always a sombering moment when you realize just how niche your hobby really is. You'd think Godzilla would be normal enough but man I can't imagine if I actually started getting specific like naming Anguirus or Hedorah. It is weird and lonely, but ultimately fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 00:56:51 No.9439711 Report

Quoted By:

>>9424185
I hate this thing
it's such a piece of shit gimmick garbage lmao
Some spergo onions on a fakebook group was like "lol okay buddy, You just can't afford it it's okay"

I posted the Haslab Sentinel and he laughed reacted and blocked me
Normie collectors are hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 01:11:00 No.9439735 Report

Quoted By:

>>9419936
In what fucking dimension

slt !!gowZ+7fak5J

slt !!gowZ+7fak5J Thu 11 Nov 2021 01:20:33 No.9439747 Report

Quoted By:

>>9419456
What? I'd think that was cool as fuck.
>>9419926
his pictures are top notch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 01:55:57 No.9439798 Report

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>>9419283
Fatherless behavior

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 01:59:40 No.9439807 Report

Quoted By:

>>9419278
Stfu I could be gaymign

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 01:30:01 No.9441751 Report

Quoted By:

>>9439404
>was navy subfag
>stationed in shithole with extremely lax standards
>have zeta bruticon and badcube insecticons on my dresser
>wine bottles and garbage all over the floor
>basically live like a NEET
>never got inspected because BPO doesnt give a shit
Dodged a bullet lads. Being a toyfag in military is a risky game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 13:05:32 No.9444418 Report

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>>9426774
https://www.deviantart.com/robotchk12/art/Vinny-s-LEGO-Playtime-853881579

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 16:33:36 No.9444588 Report

Quoted By:

>>9419178
>go in to antique shop for gi joes
>that cashier is QT.314 and i cant stop autistically looking at her then darting my attention away when she makes eye contact with me

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