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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 17:15:49 No.9517248 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9517271 >>9517281 >>9517294 >>9517346 >>9518268

What is this!? A board about TOYS!?

I HATE toys, and toys hate me! Either they are going or I am going! And I am certainly not going!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 17:38:15 No.9517271 Report

Quoted By: >>9517279 >>9517346

>>9517248
Why, hello Burgermeister Meisterburger! I promise to leave town. You'll get no trouble from me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 17:42:35 No.9517279 Report

Quoted By: >>9517281

>>9517271
Oh! I almost forgot, I have a special gift just for you, Sir!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 17:43:49 No.9517281 Report

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>>9517248
>>9517279
Here you go, Mister Burgermeister Meisterburger sir! I hope you enjoy!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 18:07:05 No.9517294 Report

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>>9517248
(gasp)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 18:34:35 No.9517327 Report

Quoted By: >>9517331 >>9517336

Grimsley, I have a job for you to do! Now take this down.

It's a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the number-one janitor, me
Have it known throughout the land from /a/ to /v/
There’ll be no more /toy/ posting!

All the die-cast robots -- melt them all
Wash the face off every fashion doll
Each Figma and Figuarts -- ham-hand it
Yes, I certainly demand it!
The BJD’s and their things
Arrest them and cut their strings
Outlaw the Gunpla and scale model boats!
They bring me only woes!

It's a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the number-one janitor, me
Have it known throughout the land from /a/ to /v/
There'll be no more /toy/ posting!

Every Lego set be sealed
Till my wounded pride be healed
Stuffed animals -- unstuff them!
When a manchild objects -- rebuff 'em!
No more Revoltechs who click-click-click
No Beyblades who spin-a-spin-spin
Don't let me see another toy
Or I’ll cave your face in!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 18:36:26 No.9517331 Report

Quoted By: >>9517332

>>9517327
It's... a... difficult responsibility
That he extract from the number-two janitor, me
Be it known throughout the land from /a/ to /v/:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 18:37:43 No.9517332 Report

Quoted By: >>9517334 >>9517548

>>9517331
Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful, and, anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 18:38:46 No.9517334 Report

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>>9517332
There'll be no more... /toy/...posting!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 18:40:06 No.9517336 Report

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>>9517327
It's! A! Difficult responsibility!
That you're a janitor on /toy/, can't you see?
Can't you see on every page from 1 to 3,
That Michael French spams RetroBlasting!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 18:43:58 No.9517346 Report

Quoted By: >>9518254

>>9517248
>>9517271
I cannot look at these characters again after watching Fanta Claus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 19:46:43 No.9517431 Report

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Based.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 21:52:37 No.9517548 Report

Quoted By: >>9517582

>>9517332
What type of dungeon are we talking about?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 22:20:31 No.9517582 Report

Quoted By: >>9518274

>>9517548
The kind where you are locked up, forced to watch your favorite toys be hamhanded to smithereens before a mouth-breathing autist hotglues them!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Dec 2021 10:02:22 No.9518254 Report

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>>9517346
I've never heard of it til now, and I regret looking it up.

https://youtu.be/cN-zEzmfv_o

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Dec 2021 10:26:09 No.9518268 Report

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>>9517248
Yay! I love this thread every year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Dec 2021 10:37:47 No.9518274 Report

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>>9517582
So it's just the average day at /lg/, then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Dec 2021 10:47:31 No.9518278 Report

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Merry Christmas guys :)

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