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I need a Cortana

Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 19:57:41 No.9610263 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9610270 >>9610299 >>9610512 >>9613240

as the title says, I need a Cortana figure? what's my best option? and also, if I wanted a life-size figure, what are my most realistic options to buy or build one?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 20:01:48 No.9610270 Report

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>>9610263
>life sized
Dumb thirst-poster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 20:13:45 No.9610299 Report

Quoted By: >>9610314 >>9610316 >>9610472 >>9610475 >>9610512 >>9612409

>>9610263
There's not much Cortana figures out there to pick & choose, OP. There's the old Mcfarlane figure, which is small and basically a statue. The best one is the Mattel Titan sized 12" figure. She's large with a decent sculpt and articulation for a $10 MSRP figure. But don't expect to pay that for her now. She goes for $30+ on eBay if and when she rarely pops up for sale.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 20:18:19 No.9610314 Report

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>>9610299
I sold mine during a money pinch and instantly regretted it. Even for a doll, she had a massive booty. Wish I could find another again, but she was short packed during the initial release and now as rare as hens' teeth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 20:20:30 No.9610316 Report

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>>9610299
Here's the Mcfarlane version. Yeah, it's a statue with a lame light-up function.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 20:21:59 No.9610320 Report

Quoted By: >>9610323

>>9610316
Mcfarlane also did another Cortana, but she's also a statue that lights up. Just sculpted in a different pose.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 20:23:22 No.9610323 Report

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>>9610320
But for the full coomer experience, you can't go wrong with the Mega Blocks version!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 21:41:09 No.9610472 Report

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>>9610299
Fucking flat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 21:43:05 No.9610475 Report

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>>9610299
I forgot about this thing. God it's been years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 22:02:14 No.9610512 Report

Quoted By: >>9612534

>>9610263
>if I wanted a life-size figure
Why not just get a silicone or TPE sex doll from a company that can do custom skin tones?

>>9610299
>She goes for $30+ on eBay if and when she rarely pops up for sale.
Goddamnit! I almost picked her up from a store shelf back when it came out but I passed on it since I'm not a big Halo fan, now I'm kicking myself for passing up on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 22:08:11 No.9610524 Report

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>>9610323
Isn't this like ultra rare nowadays? I love translucent or GiTD Mega Construx.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 17:48:10 No.9612409 Report

Quoted By: >>9612511 >>9612904

>>9610299
Wtf with that design? Fuck, flat like a table, modern Halo a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 18:50:03 No.9612511 Report

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>>9612409
It's not an adult collector action figure for fuck's sake, it comes from a toy line with kids as the target audience, so of course this is kid-friendly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 19:02:33 No.9612534 Report

Quoted By: >>9612579

>>9610512
>Why not just get a silicone or TPE sex doll from a company that can do custom skin tones?
Not that anon, but that would be too big. a 'Life Sized' Cortana would be a foot to a foot and a half in size, at best. Certainly not as big as a human, at least if OP's looking for a version of her as portrayed in the original trilogy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 19:33:00 No.9612579 Report

Quoted By: >>9612587

>>9612534
OP here, I'm looking for a cortana as big as a human

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 19:35:29 No.9612587 Report

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>>9612579
A custom sex doll would be your best bet then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 22:40:26 No.9612904 Report

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>>9612511
It's accurate to her appearance in Halo 5. You're missing the point entirely. To wit:

>>9612409
Halo 5's (shitty, contrived) story had a rampant fragment of Cortana basically become a megalomaniacal galactic dictator, and her trim armored-looking avatar reflects this—she's ready to kick ass, and looks it. Contrast that with her appearance in Halo 4, where she's at her most vulnerable: she looks her most realistic and softest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Feb 2022 01:29:39 No.9613240 Report

Quoted By: >>9614772

>>9610263
Dammit, Jazwares should just make one in their Halo line

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Feb 2022 20:31:46 No.9614772 Report

Quoted By: >>9615011 >>9615012

>>9613240
>Jazwares
>not Figma or 1000toys

Do you want a mediocre articulated armored H5 Cortana or a sleek, sexy classic Cortana?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Feb 2022 22:53:49 No.9615011 Report

Quoted By: >>9615050

>>9614772
Well considering the majority of coomers jazwares is probably easier to clean ;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Feb 2022 22:55:28 No.9615012 Report

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>>9614772
I dunno do I wanna pay jap crap ten times the amount its worth or americans the 19.99 price tag I find at walmart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Feb 2022 23:15:48 No.9615050 Report

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>>9615011
Ew, do you seriously think men can't enjoy sensual art without needing to physically cum on it?

>>9615012
>19.99 price tag I find at walmart
Walmart Cortana wouldn't be worth spending any amount of money on. She's is almost naked in every good Halo game. If she isn't sexy why buy her?

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Anonymous Sat 12 Feb 2022 23:21:15 No.9615056 Report

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Original joyride Cortana is best

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