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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 23:21:14 No.9759958 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9759982 >>9760243 >>9760331 >>9760423 >>9763212 >>9767365 >>9767446

*kills you with a jart*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 23:35:19 No.9759982 Report

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>>9759958
Who even greelit these things?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 23:47:48 No.9760010 Report

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>>9759982
Toy makers then just didn't give a fuck
>hey what's a fun toy idea?
>some bolas made out of clear plastic that you slam together as hard as you can to make noise

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 01:43:07 No.9760243 Report

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>>9759958
Not if I hit you with the Gilbert U-238 first

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 01:49:36 No.9760253 Report

Quoted By: >>9760392

Back in the mid 80s when I was really young, like 5, I was at this kid's birthday party and there was this pile of weighted plastic rings that had a really sharp edge. They were for playing underwater horseshoes in a pool, but they were sitting in a pile on the lawn. When I looked down at them it's like I heard a voice in my head say "throw one of them into that group of kids!" and without a second thought I followed that impulse and the next thing I knew was my mom was driving me and some kid to the hospital because I completely split his lip open and knocked out at least one of his teeth.

I was a strangely violent and impulsive kid. Eventually I figured out how to control my violent impulses and become a somewhat functional adult but I left a lot of injured kids on my path to get where I am today. If you're one of them, I'm sorry.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 02:40:09 No.9760331 Report

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>>9759958
>Americans can't even have metal-tipped darts any more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 03:02:07 No.9760352 Report

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>>9760010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEe0ec2-oU4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 03:20:49 No.9760373 Report

Quoted By: >>9760774 >>9760785

Vintage toy oven. Not one of those sissy light bulb ovens, this one has actual heating elements. And a range top. And lead paint. And an asbestos-wrapped cord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r15QccHHu4I

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 03:39:18 No.9760392 Report

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>>9760253
you ever hide in the tubes in chuck'e'cheese and wait for kids to come by so you could assault them? I did that once. I guarded a territory and would scream and hiss at other kids to go away. A mexican kid tried to attack me when I hissed at him but I grabbed him and slammed his head a few times into the tube until i saw his eyes roll back behind his head. Kid stopped moving I ran on all fours onto a slide and slid down and slipped into the ball pit. As I was heading out I heard some little girl speaking spanish and then a scream. I thinks he found her brother or something. When I was eating pizza a little later I saw an ambulance pull up outside and a little body getting pulled out of the tubes by some paramedics. A half hour later or so they closed down the Chuck E Cheese. Never knew the after math, I was 9 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 04:04:46 No.9760423 Report

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>>9759958
What kind of mongoloid kid throw this at other people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 09:46:04 No.9760774 Report

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>>9760373
Always funny when you see some vintage looking death trap and think to yourself that the asbestos is probably the LEAST dangerous thing about it.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 09:54:40 No.9760783 Report

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>>9760392

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 09:57:13 No.9760785 Report

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>>9760373
>>9760774
Well you wouldn't want the cord to catch fire OBVIOUSLY. That would be dangerous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:11:05 No.9760793 Report

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>>9760423
If I remember correctly, they threw it up in the air but at a angle and it brained a kid in the yard next door.

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2022 03:24:13 No.9762468 Report

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ye olde lawn dart

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2022 14:46:40 No.9763212 Report

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>>9759958
who wants to play goalie?

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Anonymous Wed 04 May 2022 08:17:59 No.9764705 Report

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 20:58:06 No.9767169 Report

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>>9760392
on the topic of being a violent sociopath as a kid, when I was younger one of my friends didn't invite me to his birthday so I later got him to follow me into a forest near where I lived that he didn't know and pushed him into a stream of water down a slope in it with the intent of drowning him but he just got hurt and wet and cried so I got scared and ran back home. we weren't friends after this and I never really got in trouble because his mom was abusive and thought he was faking it to cover his clumliness or something, I was around 10

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 23:04:32 No.9767365 Report

Quoted By: >>9767417 >>9767611

>>9759958
*casually maims your daughter*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 23:19:10 No.9767378 Report

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>>9760392
This except I did not murder a child. I did, however, pretend to be a dinosaur with my best friend and we would team up on anyone who came through the tubes unless they pledged allegiance to us and helped us defend the territory. I beat a kid kinda badly (he also beat me!) and his mom was waiting at the end of the slide for me so I hid in the tubes for a while and she was yelling at me. Awesome stuff. My best friend is dead now. He really was the best and I love him to this day. Always thinking about you, buddy.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2022 23:51:01 No.9767417 Report

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>>9767365
I had a bunch of these and fuckin' loved them. One day my mum was angry and heard me launching them from another room, stormed in and stomped the absolute shit out of it on the floor in front of me.

Shortly after she became addicted to buying and selling on Ebay and would regularly sell my toys without saying anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 00:04:49 No.9767434 Report

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>>9767417
Same. The flashbacks never go away. Then later, when you dare to bring it up or she asks what happened, she denies everything and gets mad.
My sister's the one who sold everything, though. That's why I have nothing now. Having nothing means you have nothing for anyone to steal.

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 00:12:53 No.9767446 Report

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>>9759958
THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 00:25:42 No.9767458 Report

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>>9760010
They were originally glass until kids started getting glass in their faces.

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 01:20:45 No.9767523 Report

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>>9760392
Posts like this is why i keep coming back to this hellscape of a website

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:07:19 No.9767611 Report

Quoted By: >>9767615 >>9775457 >>9775592

>>9767365
What's the issue with these. Had some when I was younger and never heard anything about em.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 02:09:48 No.9767615 Report

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>>9767611
You pull a ripcord and launch the figure on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 03:35:39 No.9767759 Report

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https://youtu.be/P4UnpbWM-vQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 06:29:29 No.9768015 Report

Quoted By: >>9775275

>>9760392

Yeah, no. I fucked kids up, did bodily harm, broke bones, knocked out teeth, etc. but what you did sounds fucking sickening and evil. I was just a violent, impulsive kid. You are a monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 06:31:38 No.9768020 Report

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>>9760774
Well yeah, asbestos exposure isn't an instant death sentance

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 06:58:29 No.9768041 Report

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>>9760392
This is the toy version of the Navy Seal Copypasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 May 2022 10:13:21 No.9775275 Report

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>>9768015
You still sound like a complete cunt though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 May 2022 13:22:39 No.9775457 Report

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>>9767611
imagine a beyblade but it's like five times as large and it can fly and hit you in the face on accident

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 May 2022 15:13:19 No.9775592 Report

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>>9767611
I remember reading stories in my local newspapers about younger kids getting hit in the face with these, as well as dogs and cats getting hit with them accidentally.

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