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>The crappy joints of NECA toys are hardly that much fun,
>The thread's derailed by NECA shills, the shitposting's begun,
>The Predator has unpainted nets, what an ugly cheapshit thing,
>Yet NECAnon buys every toy, for the court of the poorfag king!
>*Choral segment*
>"There's nothing wrong with NECA!" the crazy poorfag screams,
>Even as his Xenomorph falls apart at the seams,
>The same mold gets repacked again, Randy's cash machine goes ker-ching,
>To summon more cash from NECAnon, for the court of the poorfag king!
>*Instrumental on very badly made NECA mellotron*
>The stocks of NECA Pennywise are bought within the hour,
>But then they fall apart out the box, and collector's moods go sour,
>The shill must defend his favourite brand, the trolling soon begins,
>As joints break and sharp details warp, in the court of the poorfag king!
>*Penultimate instrumental*
>At soft mushy sculpts collectors cry, the wise buyers share a joke,
>NECAnon insists that QC issues are just a massive hoax,
>The NECA buyer cannot play, for the joints are loose as strings,
>And frowns as they take shelf dives, in the court of the poorfag king!
>*Randy couldn't be bothered to compose a new ending instrumental so he just reuses the one from 21st Century Necanon with a different instrument*
