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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 12:46:48 No.9912195 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9912225 >>9912275 >>9913615 >>9913717 >>9913963 >>9917223 >>9918420

When the fuck did Nerf get an official mascot? It looks like an abomination.
https://twitter.com/MurphFromNerf/status/1547652109079678978

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 12:58:25 No.9912207 Report

Quoted By: >>9920245

Heh, I love it,
only thing wrong is that the darts should be facing in, like someone got bombarded by millions of suction darts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 13:15:47 No.9912225 Report

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>>9912195
I guess it was either that or a giant nerf gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 13:47:10 No.9912275 Report

Quoted By: >>9912294 >>9913048 >>9914091

>>9912195
can all that gay shit just end on it's fucken month? like damn fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 13:54:06 No.9912294 Report

Quoted By: >>9912326

>>9912275
You dont stop being a faggot after June is over, do ya, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 14:11:44 No.9912326 Report

Quoted By: >>9912351

>>9912294
Company logos do, fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 14:30:13 No.9912351 Report

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>>9912326
happy pride month, or whatever, cocksucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 20:24:57 No.9913048 Report

Quoted By:

>>9912275
They're narcissists and need to be validated by everyone and everything every moment of the day or else their fragile minds crack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 00:08:15 No.9913615 Report

Quoted By: >>9913899

>>9912195
His bio implies he is from a species of non-binary creatures called nerfiods whose flesh/sheddings are harvested to create nerf darts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 00:23:00 No.9913658 Report

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is this a ruse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 00:46:42 No.9913717 Report

Quoted By: >>9913720 >>9914121 >>9930584

>>9912195
>Company with decades of leftist SJW history surprises people with their SJW behavior
It's like Republicans suddenly becoming aware that RATM was leftist despite being so since the 90s. Not that it matters, you're so crack-addicted to Hasbro you'll buy them anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 00:50:13 No.9913720 Report

Quoted By: >>9914121

>>9913717
dumb MFs heard "some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses" and thought Zack was giving a ringing endorsement

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 02:05:23 No.9913870 Report

Quoted By: >>9914066

>An entirely genderless amorphus blob monster
>Is non-binary
>That being, not identifying as a male, nor a female.
> because its genderless

>publicans get triggered

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 02:10:26 No.9913880 Report

Quoted By: >>9916576

Looks like a Koosh Ball

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 02:17:57 No.9913899 Report

Quoted By: >>9914827

>>9913615
>groomer shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 02:44:50 No.9913963 Report

Quoted By:

>>9912195
>it's real
how did a concept as stupid as nonbinary get this much institutional support, jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 03:44:34 No.9914066 Report

Quoted By: >>9914079

>>9913870
You forgot the part where it's being used to push pedogressive groomer nonsense on children by directly tying it in with le pride. Well, you didn't forget, you're omitting it to argue in bad faith, as commies tend to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 03:50:29 No.9914075 Report

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>Nonbinary
>Made from male darts
Nice try

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 03:51:22 No.9914079 Report

Quoted By: >>9917147

>>9914066
>bad faith
> the gays are pedos

Tell it to Gaetz and Jordan bud, even you know youre breathing propaganda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 03:56:22 No.9914091 Report

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>>9912275
>can all that gay shit just end on it's fucken month? like damn fuck off
Don't forget they not only have June, they also took over October, it's LGBTQIA2+ History Month! Soon they'll take over a third month for more bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 04:12:01 No.9914121 Report

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>>9913717
>>9913720
>RATM
Aren't those the guys that shill everything the establishment pushes for?
Only reason those faggots didn't shill for Iraq and Afghanistan was because Gore, heh, wasn't in office.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 04:31:51 No.9914139 Report

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Those look like bootleg darts, real ones are stiff and not soggy and droopy like the ones on Murph.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jul 2022 15:56:15 No.9914827 Report

Quoted By: >>9917397

>>9913899
“This is groomer shit”
>Proceeds to jerk off to loli rape hentai, jailbait and cute male

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 02:53:16 No.9916045 Report

Quoted By: >>9916292

>It's another genderless monster being pushed as non-binary episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 05:46:11 No.9916292 Report

Quoted By: >>9916541 >>9917036

>>9916045
Implying that non-binaries are not genderless monsters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 10:29:00 No.9916541 Report

Quoted By: >>9916574

>>9916292

We are and it rules. Being a monster is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 11:07:42 No.9916574 Report

Quoted By: >>9917085

>>9916541
epic hecking cringearino fellow cuckarino! updoot, liked and happy pride cocksucking!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 11:08:34 No.9916576 Report

Quoted By:

>>9913880
Take me back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 18:07:19 No.9917036 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916292
They are mostly just women and fags who want to feel special.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 18:10:52 No.9917041 Report

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Stop replying to blatant bait you dumbass faggots.

There are plenty of boards for culture-war bullshit, and /toy/ isn’t one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 18:41:34 No.9917085 Report

Quoted By: >>9917088

>>9916574
>ow the edge

one of said monsters turned you down so youre mad, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 18:44:54 No.9917088 Report

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>>9917085
>he thinks people can't tell trannies apart from real women
>he thinks a man would hit on a tranny and not the other way around
>he thinks the disgusting stench coming from the axe wound of a tranny isn't enough to make everyone in the room stay 10 meters away from them
You already know what you'll never be

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 19:29:25 No.9917147 Report

Quoted By: >>9923096

>>9914079
Aren't most gay celebrities pedos?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 19:32:52 No.9917152 Report

Quoted By: >>9925911

Jesus Christ, did Nerf grow their grandpa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 19:38:03 No.9917162 Report

Quoted By: >>9917233

Company profiting off of faggots . Money is money, son.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 20:25:06 No.9917223 Report

Quoted By:

>>9912195
Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 20:34:15 No.9917233 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917162
This. If they could get away with selling a NERF buttplug, they would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 22:00:36 No.9917324 Report

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It's so ugly, you just know it was designed by the kind of SJW who thinks tumblr aesthetic art is appealing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2022 22:35:27 No.9917397 Report

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>>9914827
yeah, the world is fucked thanks to twitter

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2022 11:43:12 No.9918420 Report

Quoted By: >>9919465 >>9920259

>>9912195
It's a fucking made-from-product mascot. It is as creative and appealing as a fucking cola bottle. They could had used a cool dude that they could then sold toys of. Or gone the influencer route and built up a wholesome kid star. Instead they went with Darty the Dart Monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jul 2022 00:11:14 No.9919465 Report

Quoted By: >>9926294

>>9918420
Like a Nerf version of Duff-Man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jul 2022 11:29:50 No.9920245 Report

Quoted By:

>>9912207
i looks like a penis monster this way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jul 2022 11:43:29 No.9920259 Report

Quoted By: >>9926294

>>9918420
this would require the nerf team not shitting the bed anon you know thats asking alot from them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2022 17:46:19 No.9923096 Report

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>>9917147
Probably not. It’s probably more of a fame and wealth thing for straight AND gay men then a gay thing. They think they can get away with whatever cause they got fame and money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2022 13:34:16 No.9925911 Report

Quoted By: >>9926135

>>9917152
WTF sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2022 14:45:35 No.9926135 Report

Quoted By:

>>9925911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or62DCEJCyg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2022 15:35:38 No.9926294 Report

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>>9919465
Nah I'm talking either a persona or a mascot, not a mix of the two. Like a friendly and likable teen telling you about this neat hobby he is so passionate about. Or a full masked mascot like Pepsi Man.

>>9920259
Nerf Legends' blaster lineup makes me laugh. Many of them are dated blasters that couldn't sell. And instead of the game making them desirable, they inflicted their curse on it.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jul 2022 17:28:00 No.9930429 Report

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>They/Them
soon to be was/were

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jul 2022 18:16:31 No.9930584 Report

Quoted By:

>>9913717
>RATM was left
>was
great choice of words
nowadays they're Rage on Behalf of the Machine.

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