>>9920822>FoxxxyPros: will 100% do everything in her power to squeeze your comparatively gargantuan dick into her tiny cooch
Cons: you'll be paying child support, even if you don't knock her up. Also, she canonically fucked Magic Johnson raw, so enjoy your HIV.
>TootPros: best character on the show and is a dick-hungry sex monster that will gobble your cock relentlessly
Cons: might get carried away and LITERALLY gobble your cock.
>ClaraPros: rich, super hot, voice of an angel, will do sloppy makeouts with Foxxxy while you watch
Cons: racist sociopath; will 100% get you cancelled on social media, fired from your job, and possibly put on several government watch lists. Will not (willingly) have sex with you.
>Ling LingPros: best theme song ever
Cons: he gonna murder yo ass