>Out for delivery
>Have easy view to outside driveway
>Wait all day
>Hear delivery truck turn and park at front of driveway
>Door is literally only a few steps away
>See driver in front seat fucking around with his tablet
>He grabs a "Missed Delivery" card without bothering to unpack his van
>Comes out and walks towards door
>Open door just as he approaches it
>"The fuck are you doing?" I ask him
>He stumbles his words. Tries to say he was going to knock.
>Call him out on his bullshit and just ask for my delivery
>He goes and unpacks, bringing it down to me. I sign for it and let him go.
>He didn't know my home security was recording him
>Collect recording and send it as part of a complaint.
>Week later see same guy on local community FB complaining about getting fired, begging for a job, gotta feed his family or else he'll be deported etc
>Week later see his last post cursing up a storm about our country and how his religion's god will know what to do with us all when the day comes
>MFW get lazy postal worker fired and kicked out of the country while still enjoying my new toy
