>>9983808>colors look stained like a toy kept in a smoky home from the 80sImagine applying fallacious black-and-white thinking to WHITE,
>has to be a sellout to make ends meet and covered himself in brandingI know this is a troll post but come on. If anything he needed extra stickers to add the full sponsor livery.
>disappointed people on release because of robot mode decoTooners aren't people.
>tries to pretend to be toy accurate, but only comes with a single missile launcherHoly autism batman!
>looks more like a pizza delivery car than a brave autobotWhat pizza service delivers via late 70s rally legends?
>crisp white car mode looks fresh off the assembly line with an eyecatching blue windscreenIt's the wrong shade of white. Also the blue screen sucks.
>only needs his racing number (probably also his IQ)He looks so barren without the extra deco.
>makes everyone stop and whistle at how gorgeous he isNot me!
>comes with a machine that builds machines that builds machinesReal talk, the price-inflating accessories nobody wanted are a blight on the MP line.
>highly sought after by everyone, demand only goes up every passing downSeems more like they didn't produce that many (weren't the MP+ line made to order?) so there's less on the aftermarket.
>women breakdown in the streets that he won't let them have his babyImagine being a tooner AND a thot. Sad!
