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>live in an apartment complex
>on-site 24/7 washateria about six doors down from my unit
>always do laundry late at night around 2am to avoid contact with others
>wear nothing but boxers my apartment, too lazy to put on a shirt
>make a mad dash to and from the washateria in nothing but my boxers to quickly swap clothes from washer and dryer before anyone in the complex can see me
>one night a woman walks into the washateria during one of my sprints
>she walks by with a basket full of clothes, gives me a passing glance
>awkwardly smile back to her standing in nothing but my underwear while inserting coins into the machine
>say nothing to each other, walk out, never see her again
>everything went better than expected