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IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
AND ALL THROUGH THE SUBURBS
NOT A CREATURE WAS DRIVING
NOT EVEN THE NEIGHBOR'S DRUNK BROTHER
DOWN, DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMMINY HE FLEW
THE MAN MADE OF GARLIC
AND POTATO BEEF STEW
HE LAID DOWN HIS SACK
WITH PITEOUS JOY
AS HE PULLED OUT A MAP
FOR A GOOD LITTLE BOY
THE MAN DISAPPEARED QUICKLY
INTO THE BUCKS COUNTY NIGHT
LEAVING THE LITTLE PET BIRDS CHITTERING
IN A RAPID AUSTRALIAN FRIGHT
THE BOY TROTTED DOWNSTAIRS
KNOWING WHAT HE RECEIVED
TAKING THE MAP IN HIS HAND
MADE HIM QUITE PLEASED
HE WOOSHED INTO YONDER
A LAND FAR AWAY
NONEXISTENT IN OUR REALM
HE NEVER WANTED TO STAY
THE BOY LIVED FOREVER
IN THE LAND OF ADVENTURE
AND NEVER RETURNED TO LEVITTOWN, PA[/spoiler]
