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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 02:57:00 No.10615 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10676 >>10720 >>10747 >>10783 >>10898 >>10904 >>13305 >>13322 >>13942 >>13954 >>14008

>I have literally never touched a girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 02:58:07 No.10638 Report

Quoted By: >>10658 >>10660 >>10672 >>10711 >>10741 >>10810

>I never touched myself

?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 02:59:30 No.10658 Report

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>>10638

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 02:59:45 No.10660 Report

Quoted By: >>10683

>>10638
>weebposting
This is a white man' board keep moving gook

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:00:06 No.10668 Report

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>it's been 51 months since I was intimate with the fairer sex

VIP Person

VIP Person Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:00:21 No.10672 Report

Quoted By:

>>10638
Be my gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:00:26 No.10676 Report

Quoted By:

>>10615
i have an inverted penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:00:42 No.10683 Report

Quoted By:

>>10660
She looks white to me

69Nigger69My anus

69Nigger69My anus Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:01:55 No.10699 Report

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V I P Q U A L I T Y

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:02:27 No.10711 Report

Quoted By: >>10725 >>10741 >>13899

>>10638
I wonder how many other girls are here.

It's kinda weird to play along with/ignore the posts like OP's, isn't it? Kinda sucks you can't be included.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:03:23 No.10720 Report

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>>10615
And no one was surprised

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:03:51 No.10725 Report

Quoted By: >>10737

>>10711
4chan needs a sexual revolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:04:44 No.10737 Report

Quoted By: >>10746

>>10725

You need to revolve around my dick. Sexually.

v i p i s e c t i o n !!AP/Wr/Pzgq9

v i p i s e c t i o n !!AP/Wr/Pzgq9 Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:05:11 No.10741 Report

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>>10711
>>10638
reminder that 80% of fellow girls you think you found were born with a benis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:05:36 No.10746 Report

Quoted By: >>10776

>>10737
But anon, that's gay!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:05:37 No.10747 Report

Quoted By: >>10780

>>10615
>not even sex,but touch

kek

VIP Person

VIP Person Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:07:26 No.10775 Report

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never kissed a girl
never held hands with a girl
never touched a girl (with her consent)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:07:39 No.10776 Report

Quoted By:

>>10746

Only if we cuddle after.

Italians are not white

Italians are not white Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:07:59 No.10780 Report

Quoted By:

>>10747
>implying you have touched a grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:08:09 No.10783 Report

Quoted By: >>10789 >>10802

>>10615
dont worry anon. get healthy, look healthy, and your confidence will get you far

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:08:43 No.10789 Report

Quoted By:

>>10783
>jus bee urself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:10:00 No.10802 Report

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>>10783
This also travel to get your confidence up.
I still dont talk to anyone i could call a real friend in college but at least i do it confidently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:10:41 No.10810 Report

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>>10638
ARE YOU THE PUREST CREATURE TO EVER LIVE?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:13:48 No.10849 Report

Quoted By: >>10870

Same
I tried getting a kissu all year and I have failed. Now 24 khv and I'm probably going to bang a hooker before the year is out. I made a lot of progress in all the other areas of life I set out to improve in 2016, but I just don't get women

I was looking at prostitutes, but the price of pussy is too god damned high
There are so many ass ugly middle aged women charging $200 an hour when in a remotely fair world they'd have to pay men to fuck them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:14:32 No.10858 Report

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>anon, go deeper
>I'm all the way in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:15:36 No.10870 Report

Quoted By: >>10948

>>10849
It's not that hard to get a kiss, just find a girlfriend and kiss her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:18:20 No.10898 Report

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>>10615
Wow, all that /vip/ money and you still can't get a girl? Haha nerd.

Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno

Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:18:54 No.10904 Report

Quoted By:

>>10615
I have casual sex at least 3 times a year.
Get on my level nerd!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:22:44 No.10948 Report

Quoted By: >>11281

>>10870
If only it were that easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:49:42 No.11281 Report

Quoted By: >>11369

>>10948
But it is senpai, you just gotta find that special one :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 03:57:34 No.11369 Report

Quoted By: >>11420

>>11281
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 04:02:02 No.11420 Report

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>>11369
y...you too...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 04:02:30 No.11423 Report

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26 here

best I got was a hug and some super shitty awkward dates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:12:14 No.13230 Report

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lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:15:01 No.13244 Report

Quoted By: >>13247

Girls are dumb and mean!

emma !L5.MGyhqzs

emma !L5.MGyhqzs Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:15:41 No.13247 Report

Quoted By:

>>13244
no u

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:16:40 No.13253 Report

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>the price of touching a woman is listening to her complain and pretending she's interesting
NOT WORTH IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:29:37 No.13305 Report

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>>10615

>/R9K/ VIP

DESU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:32:23 No.13322 Report

Quoted By: >>13326 >>13437

>>10615
A 16 year old girl sucked my dick like 2 weeks ago, I'm almost 30 ask me anything

emma !L5.MGyhqzs

emma !L5.MGyhqzs Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:33:14 No.13326 Report

Quoted By: >>13330

>>13322
does your wife know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:33:51 No.13330 Report

Quoted By: >>13343

>>13326
She doesn't and my whole life would be completely obliterated if she found out

emma !L5.MGyhqzs

emma !L5.MGyhqzs Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:36:10 No.13343 Report

Quoted By: >>13387

>>13330
how did you meet her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:48:36 No.13387 Report

Quoted By: >>13529

>>13343
she's a known slut, I offered money to suck my dick and she did it, too bad she didn't swallow in fact she didn't want to touch my dick without a condom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 08:59:25 No.13437 Report

Quoted By: >>13563

>>13322
was she hot?

emma !L5.MGyhqzs

emma !L5.MGyhqzs Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:15:00 No.13529 Report

Quoted By: >>13563

>>13387
so you gambled your marriage and your reputation for a mediocre bj?
sucks to be you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:20:28 No.13563 Report

Quoted By: >>13597 >>13616

>>13437
yeah, she was decently looking at had the average body a 16 year old girl should have, ie really skinny with perfect perky tits, her ass was a big small for a THICC loving man but hey, tight pussy is tight pussy
>>13529
>Mediocre
According to you, her dick sucking skills were top notch, I actually had to focus in not cumming and had to interrupt her with small talk bullshit to avoid blowing my load too quickly and I recording the whole ordeal so I can fap to it whenever I want to

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:25:13 No.13597 Report

Quoted By: >>13627

>>13563
>and I recording the whole ordeal so I can fap to it whenever I want to
>leaving a perfect record of your infidelity
lol, what could possibly go wrong?

emma !L5.MGyhqzs

emma !L5.MGyhqzs Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:28:20 No.13616 Report

Quoted By: >>13640

>>13563
>her dick sucking skills were top notch

good for you then. hope it was worth it. can´t really believe that a wrapped bj feels that good but if you say so i´ll definitely believe you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:29:50 No.13627 Report

Quoted By: >>13648

>>13597
shit couldnt be any more secure m8, it's an encrypted password protected rar hidden in truecrypt volume, that's also hidden deep in my computer, she's also very computer illiterate.
it's safe as fuck senpai, not the first time I do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:31:17 No.13640 Report

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>>13616
well that's how opinions work, I have never had any problems with wrapped sex, it doesnt matter if it's oral sex or intercourse, both feel pretty great to me, the only downside is no creampie/cumswallow/cumplay and the later is an actually huge fetish of me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:32:08 No.13648 Report

Quoted By: >>13675 >>13677

>>13627
>what's this video my husband left open while he went to the bathroom?
i hope your wife is at least a shitty person that deserves to be cheated on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:36:36 No.13675 Report

Quoted By: >>13712

>>13648
>what's this video my husband left open while he went to the bathroom?
only a retard fuck would let that happen, when I see that sorta shit I lock the fucking door first, mount truecrypt, open locked rar, reproduce video, close rar.
If she or someone else knocks on the door I just altf4 and close any mounted volume, really takes less than 5 seconds
>i hope your wife is at least a shitty person that deserves to be cheated on
not really, she's not perfect but I'm just a horny cheating asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:37:12 No.13677 Report

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>>13648
if he leaves it open when walking away from the pc or even opens it when the wife is in the house, anon is an even bigger idiot than i though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:44:18 No.13712 Report

Quoted By: >>13737

>>13675
i feel sorry for your wife

i wish you'd stop or see a shrink if you can't, but that probably won't happen

oh well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 09:48:54 No.13737 Report

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>>13712
>i feel sorry for your wife
Dont, she's happy as fuck and loves being with me, ignorance is bliss and all
>see a shrink if you can
For what purpose, all they'll do is prescribe some drugs to me or make me pay a gorrillion dollars into a therapy that wont do jack shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 10:25:57 No.13899 Report

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>>10711
You should move in to live with me.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 10:37:05 No.13936 Report

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Girls hate me so fucking much it's not even funny.
What the hell have I ever done to anyone!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 10:38:39 No.13942 Report

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>>10615
the time of VR waifus is drawing near anon

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 10:41:24 No.13954 Report

Quoted By: >>14027

>>10615
so /a/nons still doing that amagami challenge thing?
remember seeing this shit years ago

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 10:52:01 No.14008 Report

Quoted By:

>>10615
Are you trying to make this board a sfw /r9k/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 10:57:23 No.14027 Report

Quoted By: >>14063 >>14685

>>13954
>Higurashi dubbed
Why would anyone do this to themselves!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 11:04:35 No.14063 Report

Quoted By:

>>14027
modern /a/ hates the higurashi anime in general now.
just like predicted it would, its the nature of letting vnfags in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 11:17:53 No.14114 Report

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Why would you jeopardize your wizardry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 14:06:27 No.14685 Report

Quoted By:

>>14027
It's a punishment obviously

You can always choose crying on a bench alone instead, if you'd rather.

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