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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:22:32 No.17377 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17384 >>17440 >>17441 >>17483 >>17488 >>17591 >>17736 >>17924 >>18028 >>18470

What's the most pathetic thing you've done today.
I'm currently wearing a diaper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:24:07 No.17384 Report

Quoted By: >>17393

>>17377
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:24:42 No.17387 Report

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I a sex dream last night and I've masturbated to the memory of it 3 times already.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:25:23 No.17393 Report

Quoted By: >>17399 >>18031

>>17384
Because it's comfortable and I can urinate without having to get out of my recliner, desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:26:37 No.17399 Report

Quoted By: >>17419

>>17393
>mac
Fucking faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:30:09 No.17419 Report

Quoted By: >>17421

>>17399
Apple is the only company that makes usable 5K computers for a decent price. Deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:30:52 No.17421 Report

Quoted By: >>17425

>>17419
>using a mac
>probably lives in New York

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:31:51 No.17425 Report

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>>17421
I live in the midwest. My city has like 30k people or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:34:27 No.17440 Report

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>>17377
Fapped to gay porn if that counts.

Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno

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Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:34:46 No.17441 Report

Quoted By: >>17455

>>17377
I slept during class and looked under a highschool girl's skirt when she was walking up some stairs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:38:14 No.17455 Report

Quoted By: >>17476

>>17441
>highschool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:40:40 No.17469 Report

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Like the 30 or so previous days, I tried and failed to suck my own penis.

Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno

Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:42:06 No.17476 Report

Quoted By: >>17489

>>17455
She was legal, maybe.
Don't judge me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:42:45 No.17483 Report

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>>17377
replying to this thread, 100%

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:43:05 No.17488 Report

Quoted By: >>17513

>>17377
We're going to need to see pics.

Punky Brewster

Punky Brewster Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:43:12 No.17489 Report

Quoted By: >>17494

>>17476
>i keep gettin older, they stay the same age
>yes they do, yes they doooo

Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno

Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:44:20 No.17494 Report

Quoted By: >>17510

>>17489
Yeah that's what I like about highschool girls.
My dream is go to Japan and have sex with a bunch of highschool girls in uniforms. Ha~n

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:46:58 No.17506 Report

Quoted By: >>17513

The most pathetic thing I've done today was OP's mom.

Punky Brewster

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Punky Brewster Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:48:00 No.17510 Report

Quoted By: >>17525 >>17561

>>17494

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:48:48 No.17513 Report

Quoted By: >>17522 >>17780 >>17945

>>17488
Here you go.

>>17506
Mom mother is extremely pathetic. I almost feel bad for her but she's a cunt so I don't.

Punky Brewster

Punky Brewster Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:50:45 No.17522 Report

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>>17513
the absolute madman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:51:24 No.17525 Report

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>>17510
that's gold

Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno

Anonymous of Gensokyo !ALlEnCirno Wed 05 Oct 2016 21:58:43 No.17561 Report

Quoted By: >>17571 >>17586

>>17510
Beta Germans are amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 22:00:30 No.17571 Report

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>>17561
Most of all they're german before even being ultimate beta

Punky Brewster

Punky Brewster Wed 05 Oct 2016 22:02:52 No.17586 Report

Quoted By: >>17635 >>17940

>>17561
i think it's more of an /int/ thing. i had some other screencaps but cant find them atm.

like when they tried to have a /brit/ meetup and they were all nervous about going to the meeting place and posting things like "i'm across the street, can someone come get me".

and there was that autistic finn who got kicked out of japan because he pulled a knife on people who wanted to touch his blond hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 22:03:50 No.17591 Report

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>>17377
I spent all morning at work shitposting on VIP instead of working.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 22:09:33 No.17635 Report

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>>17586
>finn
>blond hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 22:26:10 No.17736 Report

Quoted By: >>17750 >>17780

>>17377
<span class="sjis">Really?[/spoiler]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 22:28:05 No.17750 Report

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>>17736
<span class="sjis">Why doesn't it work?[/spoiler]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 22:32:19 No.17780 Report

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>>17736
Yes. See. >>17513

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:02:09 No.17924 Report

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>>17377
took 2 hours making character in divinity original sins even though there isnt that many option and stoped playing after 30minutes at most

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:06:22 No.17940 Report

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>>17586
>finn
>pulled a knife on people
Is this the most reliable stereotype or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:09:00 No.17945 Report

Quoted By: >>17955

>>17513
What's it like to completely lack shame?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:12:19 No.17955 Report

Quoted By: >>17964

>>17945
It feels as good as whatever drug I have on hand. I want to try heroin. I bought some but my friends got me to flush it. I want to try it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:14:01 No.17964 Report

Quoted By: >>17973

>>17955
>It feels good
I'm not surprised.

You need to not be self-destructive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:14:17 No.17965 Report

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<span class="sjis"> Fasle flag thread. Hide and report.[/spoiler]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:15:13 No.17973 Report

Quoted By: >>17984

>>17964
It's not self destructive. I have an okay job and I am getting an apartment soon. That's pretty good, desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:17:59 No.17984 Report

Quoted By: >>17990

>>17973
Using heroin is, without exception, self-destructive. Sounds like you got friends that are looking out for you. I suggest you listen to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:19:24 No.17990 Report

Quoted By: >>18001

>>17984
That's just a normie meme. There are functional heroin junkies out there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:22:47 No.18001 Report

Quoted By: >>18027

>>17990
That's a bit beside the point because it's still self-destructive. How many of them live to an old age? There's no good reason to do it. Sorry too cool for life man, but I can't let you win this argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:28:38 No.18027 Report

Quoted By: >>18052

>>18001
I already like other drugs, desu. Nothing wrong with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:28:42 No.18028 Report

Quoted By: >>18039

>>17377
Today was actually a p. good day for me, 2bhdesu.
Went to classes, handed in some math HW, didn't accidentally look at the cute girl in French class too much, and then played tennis with my friend for a couple of sets.
I am currently wearing socks and underwear with no pants, though. I figured I'd stop into /vip/ between changing.
I hope the diaper thing works out for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:29:15 No.18031 Report

Quoted By: >>18039

>>17393
Do you wear a diaper while meditating?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:31:52 No.18039 Report

Quoted By: >>18064

>>18028
What country are you from?

>>18031
I don't meditate I'm too lazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:35:40 No.18052 Report

Quoted By: >>18059

>>18027
But there is. There's a difference in how heroin fucks up your life and how most other drugs to. Which is to say that a lot of them don't necessarily have to fuck it up at all, but heroin will most certainly do it. The fact that you're being so obtuse about this suggests that you need to lay off the drugs for a while and think real hard about what you want out of life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:38:29 No.18059 Report

Quoted By: >>18081

>>18052
Xanax fucks with your head quite a bit too. Some of it is surreal like the time loss/dilation.

I already thought about what I wanted out of life and as soon as I get my apartment I'll have step one of my life goals complete. Then in another 10 years I'll get married and the final step of my life goal will have been achieved!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:39:25 No.18064 Report

Quoted By: >>18067

>>18039
USA. You?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:40:04 No.18067 Report

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>>18064
Yes the great lakes, desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:42:58 No.18081 Report

Quoted By: >>18115

>>18059
I'm just some guy on the internet, but for what it's worth I think you should take your health a little more seriously. It's your most valuable asset and having it will help a lot with achieving those goals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2016 23:48:55 No.18115 Report

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>>18081
I try to eat healthy. I just do a lot of xanax and weed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 01:16:46 No.18470 Report

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>>17377
I put baby powder on my dick shortly after midnight, to suppress the smell of semen during a family outing the next day. I didn't want to shower. I am 34.

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