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Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ Sat 08 Oct 2016 00:48:58 No.25743 View View Reply Original Report

Welcome, my guest, to the Clover Lounge. Allow me to get you seated right away.

The Clover Lounge is a more upscale establishment, so we do ask you are respectful of our other guests and partake in civil discussion while you enjoy tonight's entertainment. Here we serve only the choicest vintages, the freshest caviar, imported cigars of every variety, and the most suburb musical offerings. You may find our offerings more sophisticated than those of the Frog and Feels Tavern situated uptown.

Now, what will you be drinking tonight my good sir?

Tonight's Entertainment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8TjDsnVcE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 00:52:02 No.25753 Report

Quoted By: >>25797

Germany
Vintage 1488

Puggler, The Punk Rock Juggler Who Lives Off His Seed !!NyOnInPedX/

Puggler, The Punk Rock Juggler Who Lives Off His Seed !!NyOnInPedX/ Sat 08 Oct 2016 00:52:58 No.25757 Report

Quoted By: >>25797

>>25743
fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:05:04 No.25787 Report

Quoted By: >>25797 >>25811

>>25743
How about them redditors trying to start shit? How do we get rid of them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:05:43 No.25791 Report

Quoted By: >>25797

mint julep please

Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ

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Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:08:24 No.25797 Report

Quoted By: >>25803 >>25811 >>25880 >>25882

>>25753
Several shots of Jägermeister coming up, straight away.

May I suggest a Starry Night, Mein Führer?

>>25757
Do you mean Fireball, sir?

Or do want B-52 On a Mission?

>>25787
It's a difficult situation anon, one may simply suggest getting rid of those with Reddit tendencies, but the problems with a "No True Scotsman" mentality may prove the breaking point of the site. Perhaps the /vip/ section's admission fee will serve to deter less dedicated members of the community from joining us, but I do still fear we may end up like SomethingAwful before us.

>>25791
One Mint Julep on the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:10:15 No.25803 Report

Quoted By: >>25864

>>25797
One stop capitalizing reddit, it shows them respect. Two, we need to start pushing them out, because sure as shit /qa/ is on fire due to these fucking rotten asses coming around acting like reddit (/pol/) is fine with what's going on. It's not, it kills the fucking flow and they aren't OUR people, you feel me?

A S S T H I C C !F.sSO1mFm6

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A S S T H I C C !F.sSO1mFm6 Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:12:28 No.25811 Report

Quoted By: >>25864

>>25787
Neutralize nu/pol/. Second, enforce newfag shaming on a mass scale.

>>25797
An RC, vintage July 27th, 1997, salted on gravel, shimmied and spun, with trees and burn it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:12:39 No.25812 Report

Quoted By: >>25864

https://youtu.be/Z4V2lOXSooA

sweet thread, OP.

Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ

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Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:27:17 No.25864 Report

Quoted By: >>25875

>>25803
My apologies sir, I will refrain from referring to patrons of that site in that manner. Would (((reddit))) be more agreeable to you?

Like I implied earlier, the problems of maintaining a higher standard of social conduct may be beyond any one of us. There is a rather notable illustration of "The Death of a Hobby" that may serve to illustrate where the problem lies with visitors to this imageboard, and perhaps how futile the situation may be.

>>25811
Good choice, sir. We are also offering a robust selection of Pepsi from our stock, would you like to partake in our 1992 Crystal Pepsi?

>>25812
Thank you kind sir, we aim to please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:29:24 No.25875 Report

Quoted By: >>25894

>>25864
>Would (((reddit))) be more agreeable to you?
No, for that is also a reddit meme, for what we need is to call it like it is, just reddit. In all forms, when you start a sentence you don't capitalize it.

Puggler, The Punk Rock Juggler Who Lives Off His Seed !!NyOnInPedX/

Puggler, The Punk Rock Juggler Who Lives Off His Seed !!NyOnInPedX/ Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:31:29 No.25880 Report

Quoted By: >>25894

>>25797
>Do you mean Fireball, sir?
no I mean fire

/pol/ in a nutshell

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/pol/ in a nutshell Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:31:41 No.25882 Report

Quoted By: >>25894

>>25797
Make it so.

Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ

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Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:38:42 No.25894 Report

Quoted By: >>25901 >>25910

>>25875
I will take note of this preference, would you like anything to drink?

>>25880
I'm afraid we don't serve just "fire" here sir, nor could it be served without any materials to combust. Perhaps I can offer you a cigar and a light sir?

>>25882
Please enjoy, Adolf.

Puggler, The Punk Rock Juggler Who Lives Off His Seed !!NyOnInPedX/

Puggler, The Punk Rock Juggler Who Lives Off His Seed !!NyOnInPedX/ Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:42:05 No.25901 Report

Quoted By: >>25918 >>25937

>>25894
fire is a tactical majestical force, a swirling shimmering succulent dance in that luminous nether-mension betwixt light and heat.
fire is freedom. personified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:45:41 No.25910 Report

Quoted By: >>25918

>>25894
>would you like anything to drink?
No, do you sell any cigars here?

Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ

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Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:48:19 No.25918 Report

Quoted By: >>25941

>>25901
I'm afraid offering what you described may be beyond my capabilities to serve or offer safely, sir.

The closest approximation to what you are asking would probably be a handle of tequila and a referral to the nearest brothel.

>>25910
Cuba's finest. Would you like a light, sir?

RedCream

RedCream Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:57:03 No.25937 Report

Quoted By: >>25940

>>25743
Do you have any alcoholic seltzer water?

>>25901
I wasn't expecting someone from /f/ here. How's it going?

Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ

Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:58:30 No.25940 Report

Quoted By: >>25950

>>25937
One Vodka and Tonic, coming right up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 01:59:58 No.25941 Report

Quoted By: >>25966

>>25918
I got my own. I need to go rest or something, today is just stressful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:02:46 No.25947 Report

Quoted By: >>25949 >>25966

Can I get a pabst blue ribbon and a pack of camels please? And a fat bowl of that loud if you got it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:03:37 No.25949 Report

Quoted By: >>25966

>>25947
Fuck off you degenerate.

RedCream

RedCream Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:03:42 No.25950 Report

Quoted By:

>>25940
Thanks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:05:58 No.25955 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TrUgFIKwmU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:06:12 No.25956 Report

Quoted By: >>25960 >>25966

Did you ever notice how every single craft beer is fucking gross and only faggots drink and defend it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:09:37 No.25960 Report

Quoted By: >>25966

>>25956
Yeah I'd much rather prefer to drink industrial grade piss like my grandpappy.

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Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:12:15 No.25966 Report

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>>25941
*flicks shut plasma lighter*

Tell me about it? I'm all ears anon, anything you need off your chest?

>>25947
Sure thing, anon. We've got a great selection on tap if you want anything else.

>>25949
Please refrain from insulting our patron's taste, take any bar room brawls outside.

>>25956
I tend to not have any opinions about our patrons based on their toxin of choice, but I tend to enjoy IPAs myself.

>>25960
So, Natural Light then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:18:22 No.25980 Report

Quoted By: >>25984 >>26018

Whoa whoa guys, gonna need to see some ID's. Private party tonight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:19:56 No.25984 Report

Quoted By: >>26018 >>26045

>>25980
Shit. I made OC and everything and then forgot my image

VIPPER

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VIPPER Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:30:22 No.26018 Report

Quoted By: >>26039

>>25984
>>25980

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Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:38:46 No.26039 Report

Quoted By:

>>26018
*subjects 4chan Pass to bend test*
Looks good to me.

RedCream

RedCream Sat 08 Oct 2016 02:40:50 No.26045 Report

Quoted By:

>>25984
I think I left mine in my car.

VIPPER

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VIPPER Sat 08 Oct 2016 03:00:03 No.26090 Report

Quoted By: >>26226

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk-3gkgeI_k

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Host !!a8KmzAtrqQJ Sat 08 Oct 2016 04:41:59 No.26226 Report

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>>26090
Excellent album sir. Any particular artists/genres you're interested in hearing at our establishment now or in the future?

I do believe those of you who profess an interest in Japanese Culture may enjoy "Moe Jazz", a multi-volume rendition of several anime openings and themes.

Vol I: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDN36LIzjIk
Vol II: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ZiKm7Mtro

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