>>28155I pull out my phone. I ask google "24 euros to dollars".
I stare at her while Google is processing the request. It's taking a long time; My downstream is being flooded because I'm downloading ISOs for Windows 10. My grandma's PC needed to be updated after all but why the fuck can't Microsoft do something more efficient than send 4 Gigs every 6 months? More importantly, why can't I defer upgrades on Windows 10 Home? Maybe I should just install LTSB instead.
The request times out. My QoS settings haven't been working correctly for weeks but I didn't care. I grumble and switch over to Cellular. It's in "emergency only" mode.
I ask her "What's the price in dollars? We're not in Europe." She gives me a "confused anime girls with interrogative punctuation marks" face. "日本語を話してください."
I glare at her while pulling out my wallet and guess that the conversion rate is something around 1:1.2 USD to Euros. The Euro has collapsed due to the Brexit situation anyway. Pretty soon it'll be as worthless as the Canadian Peso.
I hand her $30 and she seems slightly disappointed.
I didn't even order 3 pizzas. I ordered one. I don't even like pepperoni. Stupid nips.
