So there was this woman who was pregnant with triplets and she goes to the bank. Unfortunately, a robbery occurs and during the chaos, she struck in the gut by three bullets. She survives but is rushed to the hospital. After examination, she is informed by her doctor:
"Ma'am, you are fine and with no serious injury but each one of your babies has taken a single bullet-"
"Oh my god!" the mother interrupts, "Are they okay?"
The Doctor responds, "Do not worry ma'am, they are also fine and the bullets will pass out of their system in time."
Eventually after that, she births a boy and two girls.
Fifteen years pass and one day, her 1st daughter comes rushing out the restroom, in a panic and shouting, "Mommy, Mommy, I just went to pee and a bullet came out!"
"Don't worry about it," the mother tells her.
Soon, the 2nd daughter comes rushing out of the bathroom and says, " Mommy, Mommy, I went to take a poo and a bullet came out!"
"Dont worry about it!" The mother tells her.
Then, the son comes in and he says "Mom, Mom. I-"
"What, you went to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" the mother cuts him off.
"No, no!" The son proclaims, "I was jerking off and I just shot the dog!"
