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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 22:05:10 No.55559 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>55582 >>55588 >>55605 >>55607 >>56857 >>58159 >>58163 >>58164 >>58424 >>58426 >>58656 >>58837 >>59057 >>59085

If you could turn invisible and/or bulletproof, what kind of depraved shit would you do? Would you fight crime, become a crime lord or just have fun doing depraved shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2017 22:35:03 No.55573 Report

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I would wait when people are walking alone and just tap on their shoulder. When they turn around I would laugh really hard to freak them out since they can't see me. I am not very malicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 00:55:31 No.55582 Report

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>>55559
Rape.

Think Hollow Man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 01:42:13 No.55588 Report

Quoted By: >>55589 >>55607

>>55559
Bulletproof isnt that useful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 01:47:43 No.55589 Report

Quoted By: >>55590 >>55597 >>56350

>>55588
Of course it is. What if someone fucking shoots you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 01:58:01 No.55590 Report

Quoted By: >>56307

>>55589
what if they stab you instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 03:57:48 No.55597 Report

Quoted By: >>55607

>>55589
Compared to turning invisible? Bulletproof is something most people wont experience their whole life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 08:51:02 No.55605 Report

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>>55559
I don't even want to say the things I would do when invisible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 09:16:29 No.55607 Report

Quoted By: >>55611

>>55559
i'd just hide from people
>>55597
>>55588
challenge people to pistols at dawn a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2017 10:54:27 No.55611 Report

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>>55607
>challenge people to pistols at dawn a lot
You'd need to add time travel to the list.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2017 18:46:36 No.56307 Report

Quoted By: >>56350 >>56352 >>58241

>>55590
I think bulletproof implies stabproof also.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2017 23:22:20 No.56350 Report

Quoted By: >>56352 >>56854

>>56307
>>55589
Just say impenetrable skin then, idiots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2017 23:37:45 No.56352 Report

Quoted By: >>56382 >>56395

>>56307
>>56350
How would you get an IV if you needed one then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 14:43:22 No.56382 Report

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>>56352
Going through life without an IV is possible

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Mar 2017 18:36:40 No.56395 Report

Quoted By: >>58163

>>56352
why would you need an IV if not even a bullet can penetrate the cell walls of your super buff super cells? whats going to happen to you that will require intravenous therapy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2017 05:04:46 No.56852 Report

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I'd go to high school girls locker rooms and masturbate to all the hot poon.

Probably steal shit too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2017 05:30:10 No.56854 Report

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>>56350
Sounds like a good way to suffocate. Your skin has to breathe, idiot. That why you don't paint your entire body. Moron.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2017 06:10:40 No.56857 Report

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>>55559

I'd fuck Anzu

John Sénat

John Sénat Mon 17 Apr 2017 23:43:02 No.58159 Report

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>>55559
Think I could'nt help myself from raping every vagina closer than 1km

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 00:59:26 No.58163 Report

Quoted By: >>58450

>>55559
If I had impenetrable skin I know I would be a lot less careful around work.

>>56395
Blunt force trauma ruptures an organ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 01:05:31 No.58164 Report

Quoted By: >>58168

>>55559
Nice Quads btw. We missed 55555 somewhere. It's probably somewhat boring but I suppose that's almost the kind of person I am. As such, I'd probably go traveling on foot/bicycle or something assuming I can also make anything I'm carrying invisible as well while I travel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 02:29:08 No.58168 Report

Quoted By: >>58182

>>58164
>quads
You're a newfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 04:38:40 No.58182 Report

Quoted By: >>58193

>>58168
>Calling someone a fag because butthurt.
Y-you too friendo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 10:46:48 No.58193 Report

Quoted By: >>58195

>>58182
>implying
You claimed quads when it's not quads

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 12:37:47 No.58195 Report

Quoted By: >>58198

>>58193
Maybe I cant read but >>5 5 5 5 9looks like quads to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 13:01:12 No.58196 Report

Quoted By: >>58197

Kill all of sjw's

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 13:01:42 No.58197 Report

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>>58196
Typo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 13:30:57 No.58198 Report

Quoted By: >>58231

>>58195
Not him but they're not. The last digit is the most important one. He's calling you a newfriend because you don't know that or are being intentionally obtuse. Regardless you're not fitting in with your insistence that they're quads thus the newfriend label. You must join the hivemind. It's so much more comfy in the groupthink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 20:24:19 No.58231 Report

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>>58198
I suppose so.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Apr 2017 22:27:42 No.58241 Report

Quoted By: >>58425 >>58627

>>56307
go wear a bulletproof vest and get someone to stab you then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 05:45:19 No.58424 Report

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>>55559
I would destroy all the retards and impose my will on the world. Note that it is good though. I'm not some psycho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 05:46:01 No.58425 Report

Quoted By: >>59185

>>58241
depends if you wear a plate carrier+plates

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 06:12:54 No.58426 Report

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>>55559
If I were invisible, I'd just hide from the world in plain sight.

I like to explore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 12:52:38 No.58430 Report

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I would let people shoot me for money

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 19:12:35 No.58449 Report

Quoted By: >>58456

Shit anywhere, eat in public, play chess with human beings

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 19:18:17 No.58450 Report

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>>58163
>Blunt force trauma ruptures an organ?
no if bullets cant even hurt your super cells you arent going to get hit hard enough for blunt force trauma to rupture an organ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 20:12:40 No.58453 Report

Quoted By: >>58459

I wouldn't do anything special.
But I would revel in the fact that I could go out for a smoke and not have to deal with making small talk. I might have to figure out how to hide the levitating cigarette, tho.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 22:30:10 No.58456 Report

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>>58449
You can do that without being invisible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2017 22:34:44 No.58459 Report

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>>58453
You can avoid small-talk by being deliberately bad at it. Answer everything with single word answers and non-commital grunts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Apr 2017 22:36:18 No.58627 Report

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>>58241
A knife is not going to go through a ceramic plate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Apr 2017 03:34:14 No.58656 Report

Quoted By: >>58833 >>59071

>>55559

i'd probably just steal money so i could live more comfortably

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2017 15:16:05 No.58833 Report

Quoted By: >>59071

>>58656
Would you steal from people or from business/banks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2017 15:38:07 No.58837 Report

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>>55559

If I were bullet proof I guess I'd make money playing Russian Roulette. And then turn invisible and carry the dead bodies around...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2017 15:38:51 No.58838 Report

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>>55555
just checking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2017 16:56:26 No.59057 Report

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>>55559
I'd probably try to become the emperor of earth and lead humanity to the stars. Or I might just turn invisible forever and disappear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2017 20:12:04 No.59071 Report

Quoted By: >>59078

>>58656
This
>>58833
I'd steal from (((banks)))

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2017 20:40:15 No.59078 Report

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>>59071
>I'd steal from (((banks)))
That would be pretty hard to do.

How would you get the money out?

What do you think the bank people would do when they say the cash starting to float away? How would you conceal it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2017 23:25:17 No.59085 Report

Quoted By: >>59245

>>55559
I don't think I'd do anything differently. Maybe go around appearing/disappearing in front of people to spook them for laughs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 04:20:52 No.59185 Report

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>>58425
Easiest most natural place to stab is side of torso.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2017 22:22:33 No.59245 Report

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>>59085
You're boring.

I'd be a crime fighting master criminal/rapist.

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