If I was a janny or mod I would be a fucking nazi. Shitty abbreviations like mfw, tfw, kys, fpbp? Ban.
All lowercase posts with no punctuation? Ban.
Posting images with jpeg artifacts or badly cropped (symptoms of them being shared on social media)?. Ban
Excessive greentext? You better believe it's a ban.

You motherfuckers are lucky I'm too lazy to fill out the janitor applications.