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Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2017 00:55:40 No.62360 View View Reply Original Report

I am about to take off from Minnesota. Assuming the plane doesn't crash (in which case this post will be legendary), I will arrive in Paris in 8 hours. In the time, approximately 4 posts will be made on /vip/

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2017 01:05:08 No.62361 Report

Quoted By: >>62373

>>62360
have a safe trip, friend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2017 09:28:14 No.62373 Report

Quoted By: >>62388

>>62361
I made it, thank you for your blessing anon. So far I have been stated at by very ugly people like I am a particularly awkward looking piece of garbage, and everyone talks like they have a baguette shoved up their rectum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2017 14:16:20 No.62388 Report

Quoted By: >>62400 >>62420 >>62464

>>62373
Do you speak French? If not you're going to have a lonely time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2017 19:12:02 No.62400 Report

Quoted By: >>62625

>>62388
Fug, I couldn't make it in France. The only French I know is je m'apelle and omlette du fromage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2017 21:17:28 No.62420 Report

Quoted By: >>62427

>>62388
It was actually just a stop for a day on the way to Morocco.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2017 22:38:30 No.62427 Report

Quoted By: >>62440 >>62514

>>62420
Whatcha doin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:06:48 No.62440 Report

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>>62427
He's joining ISIS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2017 02:42:30 No.62452 Report

Quoted By:

>>62360

I had the best Chinese food I've ever tasted in Paris.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2017 11:12:57 No.62464 Report

Quoted By: >>62466

>>62388
Most young people speak English, or at least will try.
The older generation didn't learn English at school.

Some arrogant arseholes will refuse to speak English even if they can. Mostly Parisian café servers, as they are expected to act like a world known tourist attraction of rudeness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2017 12:46:37 No.62466 Report

Quoted By: >>62474 >>62543

>>62464
>Mostly Parisian café servers, as they are expected to act like a world known tourist attraction of rudeness.
So since they're expected to be a negative stereotype they just go with it? I would be rather pleasantly surprised than have my negative expectations confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2017 18:34:25 No.62474 Report

Quoted By: >>62476

>>62466

I visited Paris and found that everyone was fairly friendly and helpful. They appreciate if you make an effort at speaking French. But I didn't encounter a single soul I'd consider rude. It's their country. Don't act like an asshole. Great food. Pretty women. Lots to see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:34:11 No.62476 Report

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>>62474
Didnt the muslims take over?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 01:03:40 No.62514 Report

Quoted By: >>62515 >>62543

>>62427
Parents are insane, and offered to take me along. We're riding camels or something. I feel very uneasy seeing Muslims, I must say. They're like Oceania Islanders: all overgrown children, kids run around everywhere, no parental figures to be seen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 01:15:00 No.62515 Report

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>>62514
>I feel very uneasy seeing Muslims, I must say.
I live in a University city in Canada.

You have no fucking idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 08:50:16 No.62543 Report

Quoted By: >>62706

>>62466
Learn to say an approximate "bonjour, un XXX s'il vous plait", "merci" and "au revoir".
XXX being complicated, as seen in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBM2hRmWIfo I guess you can ask in English if you ask with a s'il vous plait.

>>62514
You're with friends/family/good guide? They wouldn't go to shitty places by themselves, and not take you to a place shitty for whites. (Whatever the local equivalent of a nigger gang part of town or red neck county.)
>kids run around everywhere, no parental figures to be seen.
Means there's not too much danger in the area. Just don't do something stupid.

They had cars and highways when I went with my Moroccan gf a few years ago. Camels are a tourist ride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jun 2017 03:49:16 No.62625 Report

Quoted By: >>62791 >>62794

>>62400
>My name is cheese omelet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2017 04:47:31 No.62701 Report

Quoted By: >>62706

Im a fellow MN vipper here, hope you are having a nice trip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2017 08:36:36 No.62706 Report

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>>62543
Yeah, we've been driving, on very windy roads. Supposed to make it to the Sahara today. It's been very nice, and there's a surprising amount of other tourists around, English speakers too. Just that first day in Casablanca; brutal, awful city. Distinctly third world and garbage. Seen some Casbaas (SP?). Pic related, currently staying in a hotel in the middle of an oasis. Tagriz city named or something.
>>62701
Thank you friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2017 21:17:33 No.62791 Report

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>>62625
What kind of response would this illicit from the French?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2017 21:19:37 No.62794 Report

Quoted By: >>62840

>>62625
What kind of response would this elicit from the French?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2017 23:14:45 No.62840 Report

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>>62794
It's omelette AU fromage damnit.

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