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Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2017 20:38:01 No.62406 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>62523 >>62526 >>62528 >>62533 >>62891 >>64037

Soooo...

When you jack it, do you use a tissue for cleanup or do you just let your seed air-dry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 01:57:14 No.62523 Report

Quoted By: >>62894

>>62406
Neither. I take a shower. How do people even clean up like that, do you not cum at all? It flies everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 02:01:03 No.62526 Report

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>>62406
>tissue
>air dry

Do people not go to the bathroom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 02:13:17 No.62528 Report

Quoted By: >>62533

>>62406
Sit on the toilet. Wrap my dick in toilet paper. Jack into that then flush the toilet paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 02:27:38 No.62533 Report

Quoted By: >>62891

>>62406
I just come in my onahole. On the rare occasion that I barehand it, just spray it on myself and either shower right away or smeer it across my pubes/belly and walk around naked for awhile.

>>62528
Spotted the guy living in a dorm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 22:24:03 No.62891 Report

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>>62406
Let it dry, make my girlfriend clean it up.
Things that never happened
>>62533
>Spotted the guy living in a dorm.
I do the same, except I do it from the comfort of my room and just walk over to the toilet when I'm done. Good thing my roommate is never here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2017 22:56:31 No.62894 Report

Quoted By: >>63538 >>63544 >>63999

>>62523

I jack it and then when I'm about to cum I quickly put tissue paper over my dick so it catches everything. I've never spilled cum doing it like this. I thought this was how people did it all this time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2017 17:36:17 No.62923 Report

Quoted By: >>63538 >>63542

I pull my foreskin closed so the cum gets collected in there, then I waddle over to the bathroom and release it in the toilet. After which I clean my dick with a bit of toilet paper, and I place a bit of toilet paper over my dick to catch any semen still dripping out. The only downside is that I can't really continue jacking at full-speed at the end, so if I'm being really degenerate I just let it fly everywhere and clean up with a fuckton of toilet paper, possibly a shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2017 09:05:59 No.63538 Report

Quoted By:

I used to do this:
>>62923
But then i started doing this:
>>62894

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2017 10:47:15 No.63539 Report

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lol

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Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2017 13:31:47 No.63542 Report

Quoted By: >>63547

>>62923
>I pull my foreskin closed so the cum gets collected in there, then I waddle over to the bathroom and release it in the toilet.
...What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2017 14:06:24 No.63544 Report

Quoted By:

>>62894
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2017 14:12:31 No.63547 Report

Quoted By: >>63549

>>63542
It's not that difficult mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2017 15:27:33 No.63549 Report

Quoted By: >>63591

>>63547
Maybe if you want to ruin your orgasm as well having tiny semen production.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2017 17:23:54 No.63550 Report

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I have a hand towel that I wash sometimes. I use that. Much simpler. I also use it to clean up spills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:41:56 No.63591 Report

Quoted By: >>63613

>>63549
This. The whole purpose of ejaculation is to let that shit out, not trap it. The sweet release is what makes an orgasm an orgasm; I can't imagine interrupting that near the end in order to pinch some foreskin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jun 2017 11:01:23 No.63613 Report

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>>63591
It still comes out though, it just doesn't exit the foreskin. It's not like you'd feel that in "normal" ejaculation or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Jun 2017 04:58:30 No.63909 Report

Quoted By: >>64022

thank god im a femanon and don't have to deal with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 08:56:55 No.63996 Report

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I get my body towel from the shower, lay it on my bed and wank away, freely cumming wherever I want since the towel collects it, then I just get a tissue and wipe it off the towel, chuck it away and rinse my dick over the sink or with a shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 09:23:51 No.63999 Report

Quoted By: >>64004

>>62894
>>62894
How isn't everyone doing this baffles me. Like just ejaculate into a disposable tissue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 11:20:43 No.64004 Report

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>>63999
The amount I ejaculate is generally too much to comfortably hold in tissue paper. The paper will break down and you'd just be holding cum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 17:37:10 No.64022 Report

Quoted By: >>64038

>>63909
Why must you lie?

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 18:15:31 No.64037 Report

Quoted By:

>>62406
>He doesn't swallow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jun 2017 18:16:09 No.64038 Report

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>>64022
it's a girl (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2017 15:07:08 No.64249 Report

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I used to just cum into my sheets, but since I got a gf i've been using tissue, can't have smelly cumtained sheets for when we cuddle, I did like the smell tho

Shoutout to /pol/ for inspiring me to grab myself one of those gfs

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