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Tell me an offensive joke

Havokaine Mon 13 Nov 2017 13:35:38 No.72559 View View Reply Original Report

English teacher wants us to tell a joke tomorrow during class as part of a grade and gave the Okay on it being as “offensive as possible..”

So boys...give me your worst.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2017 16:32:41 No.72563 Report

Quoted By: >>73418

>>72559
I fell on black ice and injured my shoulder.
I thought it was regular ice at first, but when I got up I found out my wallet was missing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2017 22:11:28 No.72570 Report

Quoted By: >>72624

>>72559
what do u call a jew that can fly?
smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:47:07 No.72610 Report

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The President of the United States of America

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 10:12:04 No.72614 Report

Quoted By: >>72620 >>73418

a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 13:18:19 No.72620 Report

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>>72614
Add cis het and this joke is pretty good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 17:45:04 No.72624 Report

Quoted By:

>>72570
This one's bretty gud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 19:20:44 No.72634 Report

Quoted By: >>73418

I saw a black man carrying a television down the street a few days ago. I thought it was mine at first, but then I remembered that mine was at home shining my shoes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 12:46:11 No.73328 Report

Quoted By: >>73418

Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2017 15:23:00 No.73351 Report

Quoted By:

Q: Why do Saudi Arabian gays never meet up in rooftop bars?
A: To avoid getting hung over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 16:11:34 No.73416 Report

Quoted By:

>>72559

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway? One if you slice him thin.

BTW, the guy who told me this was black.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 16:30:04 No.73418 Report

Quoted By:

>>73328
>>72634
>>72614
>be american
>get shot
>>72563

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 12:34:14 No.73518 Report

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What do a nigger and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

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