>>78401Mfw i now understand 200k for a watch.
Mfw hey anon there is wtf ever party
Mfw i could fit in
Mfw my first rich people party involved about 200k in slushy machines, nacho machines, a super odd housewife gathering, and finally "hey anon, we have all of this and a sober driver on staff. Would you like something here or the.... I'm sorry. Is that a beer or a mixed drink?" My fat bearded ass showed up to a party wayyyy out of my league. Got the limo driver fucked up. Then made well over $1,000 btfo-ing rich fags. Everyone talking about golf and shit.
Dual wield 4 keystone tallboys and be like hey man, yall ever hauled 2,000 bales in a day?
My entire fucking life i thought rich people were cucks and they thought i was a stupid hillbilly.
Turns out rich people are amazing and omfg... tell some big city rich kid "hey man. I blew up a car, buried it with a bulldozer, and shot a hog in the face last weekend. And then they do it.
I am the bridge that the middle class lives under. Fucking come at me bro
