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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:17:14 No.95069 View View Reply Original Report

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Hello Anonymous.
I've been stuck in this detectives office all day, looking for PI to help get me off for a crime I didn't commit, but you don't know the half of it.

The crime: bland food
The victim: anons taste buds
The sentence: Gordon Ramsey getting angry on twitter

But you and I, we're going to change all that.
Welcome to Cooking with Dorothy.
Join me or you are a louse, Anonymous.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:17:47 No.95070 Report

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Today we're making a quick meal, clean cut, not dirty at all.
It only takes 15 minutes because that's all the time you've got in this fast paced world of ours.

And it's chicken. I love chicken.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:18:20 No.95071 Report

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Here's what you'll need.
It's straight forward enough. Clean and easy.
If only more things in life were the same way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:18:53 No.95072 Report

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First step, cube the chicken.

Cut into the flesh with reverence for the beast that gave it; the next dead body might be your own in this town.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:19:25 No.95073 Report

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Next we need a little olive oil.
Just enough to give it some flavor and line the pan, so it doesn't stain like the wet work has stained your soul.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:19:58 No.95074 Report

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Throw some salt and pepper on the chicken, toss it a bit to get it nice and evenly coated.
Put as much salt on as you like.
We're not going to live long enough for it to come back to haunt us anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:20:31 No.95075 Report

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Next we mix the other ingredients together into a sauce.
Be sure to get all the lumps out.
Don't contemplate how much it looks like blood.
Don't.
Stop it.
Seriously.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:21:04 No.95076 Report

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Next, we brown the chicken. Carefully cook it on a stove top until it is brown.
Don't leave the gas on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:21:36 No.95077 Report

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Next we mix in the sauce.
It looks like inkblots as I stir it, but the readings are all wrong, distorted shapes and phantasmal screams.
I wish I could forget her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:22:09 No.95078 Report

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Finally, we cook the chicken to 165F to ensure it's good to eat.
Life is precious in this world; don't waste the chickens life by refusing to cook adequately.
Calories are movement, movement is survival.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:22:43 No.95079 Report

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Alright. It's done.
Success is fleeting, but I don't mind it one bit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:23:15 No.95080 Report

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Here's the meal. Take it or leave it.
It's served warm, unlike revenge.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 02:23:48 No.95081 Report

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Hope you enjoyed the thread, Anonymous.
Keep safe out there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 03:54:48 No.95082 Report

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Okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jan 2020 05:18:59 No.95083 Report

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>>95069
Are you a legit anime girl?

gorgon ramsays

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gorgon ramsays Sat 18 Jan 2020 05:46:52 No.95084 Report

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Absolutely INcreidble

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