>>50901812Bill invented a machine that could turn humans into Pokemon, and also turn them into computer data.
Obviously, he spammed malware emails hoping to hit the jackpot. Bingo! He did, one of the guys at the lab clicked on the Penis Enlargement ad and voià!. From there it was simple. Mewtwo's DNA was copied, sent to Bill's PC, wherefore he turned himself into Mewtwo, and posed for a sculptor for a few hours.
