>>12663146"Tai, Tai, over here!" Paige grabs the boy's shoulder and shakes it aggressively, "Ugh. What?!"
She drags him over to Isabelle's desk, and intrigued, you join them, "I found this on Isabelle's desk! It's a report that goes over what she's been doing.."
You pick up the report and volunteer to read it.
>4/14/2001 - First person becomes mayor; FOREIGN; MALE; made fast friends with the villagers;died not even a year into his term; loved Gyroids so much that the town was briefly covered in them.>9/15/2002 - Second person becomes mayor; from AMERICAS; MALE; uncanny resemblance to previous mayor; became mayor because loved animals; reminded everyone of him; died three years, third term; cause of death "unknown"; was reported to villagers as "death by bee sting". >12/5/2005 - Third person becomes mayor; FEMALE; first lady mayor; was a lazy glute; was hated by villagers; only lasted long in power because no one else wanted the job; was eventually drowned before she could renew her fourth term sometime in 2008; later revealed to be a transvestite during autotopsy; under self-villager "PWP", body was hollowed out and made into a Gyroid, was burned along with several religious books.>11/16/2008 - Fourth person becomes mayor; MALE; formerly lived in CASTELIA; BORN IN RUSSIA DURING COMMUNIST ERA; was a con-man who ran city POORLY; sold everything at high prices; NOOK 4.0; *ONLY KNOWN MAYOR NOT TO DIE; ESCAPED THE PLANE SUCCESSFULLY*; re-capture work still being done; no immediate success in sight or in the near future.>6/9/2013 - Intercepted from plane; collaborated to sync with current mindset; due for arrival.>6/12/2013 - Arrival.>6/13/2013 - The fifth mayor arises. 