>>16587802In an effort to lighten the mood, Korrina returns to her speech, "Riiiight... Anyhow! Pokemon need a Mega Stone! And Pokemon trainers need the Mega Ring! Onto a different subject! So, Calem, my Lucario may have taken a shine to you, but now I must test you to see if you're ready to challenge the league! I'll be waiting for you at the Gym! Let's go, Hawlucha!"
The skater unleashes her shiny Hawlucha, mounts him, and lets out a bird call.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!"
Her Hawlucha nods, regurgitates a unicycle, and rides it while carrying Korrina all the way outside of the tower and back to the Shalour City gym.
You sit there and wade in your depression, unable to look at the sight of Gurkinn giving Miss Leading the Mega Ring and refusing to pay attention to whatever important classified information he's telling her about. So close. SO FUCKING CLOSE.
Your qt daughteru approaches you, also noticing that you're not yourself, "It's okie-dokie, Poppy, I thought you were stroooooong!~" she says benevolently, all the while rubbing the Clefairy doll on your lips so it looks like you're smooching it.
A) DON'T. FUCKING CRY. NOT IN FRONT OF HER. NOT THE LOLI.
B) Fucking cry.
C) "You really think so?"
D) "Don't let that doll touch me, Poppy has adventurer's cooties."
