I've finally found a type that even the most depraved gooner won't jerk it to
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The idea of sticking your dick inside an icy cold spectral spirit would haunt even the most hardcore gooner on the planet. The unsettling, horrific feelings it would give you, to look into their dark eyes and know you did something so unspeakable that it will live with you forever. Thats not even to mention what will happen if you happen to die, and become a ghost yourself. You will NEVER escape from what you've done. Even in death, you will be cursed.
And in this, I claim supreme victory over gooners. Fuck all of you. For years you told me I couldn't find a pokemon type that you wouldn't crank it to. But I think I've really outdone myself this time. Most ghosts don't take the form of anything even remotely sexual, literally the purest types. And most are tied to stories of horrific real-world ghosts or urban legends.
Oh what are you gonna do? Fuck a chandelier? Fuck a tree? Fuck a dead piece of coral? Fuck a jellyfish maybe? Yeah, thats what I thought bozo. Ain't no waifus here, and even if you could find an edge case. I doubt you'd want to be eternally bonded to an obsessed ghost stalker.
