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Pick one:
Palkia
Pros:
>Can turn coffee mug into doughnut
>Has 5 fingers, is long and tall, has aesthetically pleasing angular wings
>can lower your moment of inertia, spinning you right round, baby right round
>Can live in dollhouse, low rent
>Looks silly just like humans
Cons:
>non-euclidean bedroom
>unnatural feet
>pink or purple
>never knows when he is too large or too small without prompting because space is relative
>Looks silly just like humans
Dialga:
Pros:
>pert bulky chest, hands on back have many uses, is shiny like steel or crystal
>never be late to work again
>technical immortality
>navy blue or indigo, patrician colors
>probably has a fetish for time travel
Cons:
>is probably color-blind
>will kick you if you mention tachyons
>obsesses over conspiracy theories
>not as soft as Palkia, too hard and unyielding, also too heavy
>head is too tall in wrong direction, looks like ayylmao
>knows the future doesn't really exist and will probably accidently annihilate the one you wanted
>insists that you can't fathom her importance nonstop
>time controls her as much as she controls time
>argue about who orgasmed first when you were both right relatively speaking
