>>20851675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EAW1bRTKHc"MAAAAAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!"
"Mu--CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?"
Machamp busts out of the ground with pure manliness trailing behin dhim, startling the very dickens out of Chewie. He was sure that he had left the brute in the dust ages ago, but that was never the case. Before he can pull another shenanigan, Machamp slams into him with Dig, literally slapping the wind out of him.
"CHAMMMMMMMMP!"
Chewie can't even think for two seconds straight because Machamp is already throwing a switch into another move. Machamp throws his arms around Chewie and squeezes him tight, just as their upward ascent reaches its peak.
Machamp flips upside-down and shoots back to Earth with Chewie along for the ride..partially. Just before the two smash and crash into the ground, Machamp goes the extra mile and plays basketball with his target.
Barkley would be proud. Machamp slam-fucking-dunks Chewie into the ground, creating an impact crater that's much larger than it has any damn right to be. Machamp then holds out all four of his elbows.
Sub-fucking-mission, times four.
"M-M-Mu...chaa...?"
A) BLOWN.
B) THE.
C) FUCK.
D) OOOOOOOOOOOUT.
