>>42906603Time doesn't pass in the distortion world, equally degenerate anon. You can imagine that it's been hundreds of years since he's cleaned himself down there, but that's only your mind trying to rationalize the *blessing* of a god that is beyond your capacity. You could spend millenia cleaning the foulness from every single nanometer of Giratina's loins and yet you wouldn't age a day in his realm, nor want for food or water or sleep.
Not that he won't grace you with a bellyful of urine if you're a good ballsack and anus cleaner after the equivalent of every few centuries, that is. 