>>28422104>eevee>my trainer is an abusive asshole>he has been searching all over for a thunder stone so he can evolve me>I don't want to be a fucking jolteon>all jolteons are self-centered faggots who play with electricity like a toy>look through his bag one night>find fire stone>micheviouslook.png>touch it and evolve into flareon>walk over to trainer>unzip his pants>find a hotdog there>BEST IDEA EVER>get gasoline from his motorcycle>pour it all over his hotdog and pants>create small ember on his hotdog>GRAHAHAGHAGAHAHahaAI haven't seen or heard from him since, I'm a proud, independent Flareon who don't need no trainer.
