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"Has anyone ever told you that you look super hot with those shorts on?"
"Yes. You have. A /thousand/ fucking times."
"And each time I say it, I mean it a dozen more times than I did before."
"Look what the fuck do you want, asshole? Can't you see I'm busy?"
A) "I want you, girl. I thought you'd figure it out by now."
B) "I just wanted to know--Can a brotha cop a feel 'o 'dat ass?"
C) "Listen I know you're on your period, but you don't have to act like that around me, your secret's safe with me.
