>>18089945When you come to about fifteen minutes later, your head is throbbing with the worst kind of pain. Your stomach feels like complete shit, and everyone is looming over you, glaring at you with big eyes.
"Did....Did I win?" you ask in a hoarse voice.
To which Ramsay answers said question by stomping on your chest, "YA FUCKING BLEW IT YA BLOODY GOBBER!"
"O-Oh...."
>Tell everyone you would have won had it not been for...A) The steaks tasting a shit.
B) The lack of coffee. Fucking shit everyone loves coffee.
C) A lone washer that somehow got inside the steak. SUE, SUE, SUE.
D) Those meddling fries.